Involves working your ass off for a few days prior to taking time off work, as opposed to playing catch-up (ketchup) upon your return to the office afterwards.
"Hey Bryan, you wanna duck out early today and play a quick 18 with Frank and Toby down at the country club?"
"I wish man. I’ll be in the office playing mustard for the next 3 days before Krista and I head to Bermuda for our 10-year anniversary next week."
"I wish man. I’ll be in the office playing mustard for the next 3 days before Krista and I head to Bermuda for our 10-year anniversary next week."
by Cheeky Mirth February 4, 2016
Get the Playing Mustardmug. When there's no food left in the fridge, you're in-between paychecks, and you've got to eat something. A staple of the poverty-stricken masses of America
by my name is not billy January 9, 2019
Get the mustard sandwichmug. Mitch- 'Hey Mike! How was anal with your bitch?'
Mike- 'Really good, there was a lot of anal mustard though.'
Mike- 'Really good, there was a lot of anal mustard though.'
by Scooba-steve May 13, 2009
Get the anal mustardmug. the act of placing ones unwiped asshole on an unsuspecting persons forehead, the placee then grips the ears of the stampee forcing the forehead in a violently upwards motion resulting in a distinct seal of approval shitstain on the forehead; this move is typically performed whilst giving her the arabian goggles; the nature of ones feces must be such that the hue is mustard yellow in color and should be performed after ingesting large amounts of cole slaw, dill relish, saurkraut and copious amounts of Old Milwaukee.
Your mom most definitely did not appreciate the mustard stamp that I gave her last week....yet, I find humor in the fact that she has yet to clean it off???
by cornfritter October 26, 2010
Get the mustard stampmug. The mustard people are mystical and secretive creatures that live in woodsy areas near creeks. Their existence is only known of by a few people. They are named the mustard people because of their yellow skin tone. Little is known of these creatures, but they are known to kidnap, and return children.
by Mustardstalker April 14, 2014
Get the Mustard Peoplemug. When you have to return to the bathroom later (around 20 minutes later) to wipe your ass again to make sure you got it all. Also, when you go to the bathroom to wipe after a fart with some follow through (i.e. shart).
-Dude, my asshole is still itching after taking that shit.
-Hey man, you better go for a mustard check to make sure you got it all.
-Hey man, you better go for a mustard check to make sure you got it all.
by Brickpants December 28, 2011
Get the Mustard Checkmug. To expel intestinal gas through the anus
syn:break wind fart cut the cheese poot pass gas flatulence make a stinker toot
syn:break wind fart cut the cheese poot pass gas flatulence make a stinker toot
by thephraseexpert June 5, 2010
Get the spread the mustardmug.