murtied

to get screwed or ripped off.

the contractor gave us a bid of $2000, when the job was completed we got a bill for $5000. We got murtied.

by david the painter November 13, 2007

Maurried

when one is taken on the Maury show and accused of fathering a women's baby.

Maury: "Kip you ARE the father!!"
Audience: "Whooooo, BOOOOOOOO"
One audience member: "YOU JUST GOT MAURRIED BITCH!"

by Called you out! December 9, 2010

married playboy

A man who is married, may even live with his wife, but behaves like a single man; dating women, going out, partying, clubbing,etc.

Ramon doesn't bother sneaking around with his other women, everybody knows he's a married playboy- even his wife.

by TheLala September 24, 2013

Marriedsplaining

When happily married people try to tell singles how things REALLY are in the modern realm of love and dating.

Joanna, please stop marriedsplaining me. You have NO idea what it's like out there now.

by Arianna Jeret January 27, 2017

married iguanas

is a joke on marijuana duh

how dare you smoke the married iguanas

by Cpt_Wacky_Pants February 15, 2018

Murred oot

Murred oot is a term describing a person with a receding hairline

Niven: “kyles looking murred oot recently”

(Kyle overhears Niven saying this about him)

Kyle: “shut the fuck up before I come over and hit you”

(Niven cries with fear)

by Craig Stephen August 23, 2019

Murrieta Mesa

Murrieta Mesa is a Highschool in Murrieta, Ca that sucks at playing football. Upperclass men thinks they’re better than the lower class. Murrieta Mesa is a white privileged school but who cares, still fun. Murrieta Mesa is a school where goofy fights happen, not so worthy rap battles. Some students in Mesa are tend to not give a fuck about school spirit and think it’s “embarrassing” to participate in any of them especially “Extreme Green” during Fridays.

Vista: Hey, have you heard Murrieta Mesa’s football team sucks and haven’t won against us and MV?

Vista2: Yeah, heard they got a new NFL coach but still lost.

by alvinmendoza09 August 27, 2022