mucke

the gunk that builds up in a female's vagina if she hasn't cleaned herself in a while. Very common if she's spent several days out in the field during Military training.

Guy1: Dude, that blonde chick just winked at me!

Guy2: Well, we have a couple hours off...and there are some private bushes over there...you gonna go for it?

Guy1: Nah, we've been in the field for two days. That's a lotta mucke in there.

Guy2: I just threw up in my mouth a little.

by cuppers April 24, 2010

muck the barn

to give oral sex to a woman

He mucked my barn for 45 minutes last night.
Dude I was totally mucking her barn.

by Paul February 16, 2005

Muck Spreading

When a Hippopotamus takes a dump and waves its tail rapidly to shred the fecal matter as it exits the anus, leading the fecal matter to spread all over the place.

Steve was filthy because a Hippo had just finished muck spreading on him.

by liberalsuckforever2014 May 10, 2014

mucker

a term used by the irish for friend

alright mucker?

by mck April 23, 2003

Big Muck

Two flattened turds in a bap, covered in bloody pus and soggy mould, available for purchase at a well-known burger chain. Consumed with enthusiasm by plebs who would eat their own bowels if they were packaged in a gaudy fashion.

"Greetings fresh-faced burger bar attendant. Kindly poison me with a Big Muck, if you would be so kind." - "Certainly sir and would you like some scabby fries with your shit or shall I just puke in your face?"

by Bob Sometimes September 4, 2004

muck fizzou

Muck Fizzou = Fuck Mizzou, or the Missouri Tigers. There is a big rivalry between MU and KU; Used by Kansas University (KU) Jayhawk fans, and is on some t-shirts.

I love the t-shirts that say "Muck Fizzou!"

by Jennie April 21, 2004

muckgirl

A muckgirl is a female from the southern end of Lake Okeechobee (Pahokee, Belle Glade, etc.) Muckgirls are known to be hell on wheels. Plenty of attitude and the ass to back it up. Are also very wild in bed. These girls do not play, they are the real deal, so if you get one, hold on tight, it is going to be the ride of your life!

Man I gotta get me a muckgirl, I am tired of fake ass hoes.

by muckgirl73 January 21, 2009