munged

To get really drunk or wasted.

I got proper munged last night.

by sirrogermarburg April 17, 2005

two manned

if a guy asks if you "want to get two manned", he wants to have a threesome with you with another man

"You just tryn get two manned for the one time?"

by Livi24 May 19, 2017

munted inc

South Australian raver crew.

A whole bunch of like minded, and of course open minded Plur friendly ravers, totalling about 40 (figure thought to be correct in mid 2003) Orginally Conceived by "Piero" as a Quiry Nick name for the group of people congregating at the Pizza House on a wednesday, and also as a Name for the members of #sa_ravers on the Austnet Network.

Hey I'm "______" from Munted Inc, It's wicked to meet you, are you having a good day, i hope you are can i perhaps offer a cigarette, a hug, some vicks, a massage maybe ?

by Samuel August 12, 2003

munted

1 someone who is completely wasted on one of the following drugs; Ecstasy Speed/Amphetamines Magic Mushrooms, LSD, Poppers or Cocaine, usually in combination with copious quantities of alcohol. Commonly displays symptoms of sweating, gnawing of the inside of the cheeks, gurning (often without realising it), inability to focus, barely capable/ incapable of stringing a coherent sentence together. 2 Past participle of verb, to munt.

Pete Doherty always looks completely munted.

by Katherine23 April 27, 2006

munted

the negative aesthetic of a person overall. the measurement of "muntedness" is done on a decimal grading system. 0.1 being least munted while 1.0 is at the highest end of the munted scale. the "muntedness" of a person can be increased by the consuption of drugs and alchohol.

that photo of your girlfriend from last night is 0.7 munted.

by 18Brigalow February 10, 2005

munted cow

a munted cow is a woman thats had her cunt kicked in after shes given her man a stunned wombat for giving him an angry dragon after hes regained consciousness and realized shes taken his masculinity away from him!!

screw that munted cow hoe i was just having some fun yo!!!

by jay December 22, 2004

munted crab

Having the appearance of a crab that has been eaten and thrown up.
eg. Connor Hyland.

"My names Connor and I love Hyland."
"That guy must really be a munted crab."

by Harry.K September 19, 2013