Mung is now available in your local corner bar! Ask for it by name... and if they don't know what you're talking about, feel free to educate them on how to serve up a fresh mungshot:
1. Locate drainage hose connected to the underside of the "catch plate" beneath the beer taps.
2. Disconnect the end of the hose that feeds into the waste pipe (the other end).
3. Hold disconnected end of hose over a shotglass, and pour 1.5 oz of your least favorite liquor directly into the beer drain.
4. Serve when shotglass is full.
1. Locate drainage hose connected to the underside of the "catch plate" beneath the beer taps.
2. Disconnect the end of the hose that feeds into the waste pipe (the other end).
3. Hold disconnected end of hose over a shotglass, and pour 1.5 oz of your least favorite liquor directly into the beer drain.
4. Serve when shotglass is full.
HOBSON: I say, Boddington, this shot certainly doesn't taste like the good old mung we're used to.
BODDINGTON: Indeed, but it sure as hell beats having to dig up a corpse to get a good drink.
OTHER GUY IN BAR: Cheers to that, mate!
HOBSON: No one's asking you, fuckface!
OTHER GUY IN BAR: What did you just call me?
BODDINGTON: Hobson, don't waste your bloody time on this bloke.
HOBSON: Aye... let's go huff some horse farts.
BODDINGTON: Brilliant!
BODDINGTON: Indeed, but it sure as hell beats having to dig up a corpse to get a good drink.
OTHER GUY IN BAR: Cheers to that, mate!
HOBSON: No one's asking you, fuckface!
OTHER GUY IN BAR: What did you just call me?
BODDINGTON: Hobson, don't waste your bloody time on this bloke.
HOBSON: Aye... let's go huff some horse farts.
BODDINGTON: Brilliant!
by King Mung July 23, 2006
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1. When a mother bird eats the green gram (Phaseolus Mungo), and regurgitates them to her babies, to feed them.
2. Something kids made up to make everybody go "ewww!" and tell their friends at parties.
1. When a mother bird eats the green gram (Phaseolus Mungo), and regurgitates them to her babies, to feed them.
2. Something kids made up to make everybody go "ewww!" and tell their friends at parties.
1. And here, you can see the mother bird "munging", as to provide supplements to her babies, who are simply too young to feed themselves.
2. I'll be munging your mother, and mungling her too.
2. I'll be munging your mother, and mungling her too.
by Camera J December 26, 2005
Get the munging mug.Plural form of mung. The term used for a substance that cannot be defined, such as the crap that forms in the corners of one's mouth.
What is that shit on the floor? It looks like mung-mung.
I was going to kiss her, but she had mung on her mouth. So I threw up on her face.
I was going to kiss her, but she had mung on her mouth. So I threw up on her face.
by John Brandon April 11, 2004
Get the mung-mung mug.1. Noun. The Sticky Transluscent Red Stuff That Comes Out When You Push Down On A Pregnant Woman's Stomach.
2. Verb. To Mung. The Process Of Squeezing Mung Out Onto The Face Of The Receiver.
3. Sexual Attraction To Mung - Placentophilia.
2. Verb. To Mung. The Process Of Squeezing Mung Out Onto The Face Of The Receiver.
3. Sexual Attraction To Mung - Placentophilia.
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Mung Tastes Like Spare Change And Raw Horse Blood
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