Texas Mudflap

A Texas Mudflap is the act of a woman (or man) lapping their tongue on the man's butthole while holding his nuts in her mouth like a greedy squirrel.

This is similar to tea-bagging but with an extra step for added degree of difficulty.

Proper preparation is to have the man's anus partially or fully shaved. A hairy butthole changes the act to "Millionaire's High Tea".

While my cock took a nap on her forehead, she squirreled up between my legs and gave me a Texas Mudflap. I didn't kiss her the rest of the night.

by dpfanatic October 23, 2009

Mudflap

When you fart on her tongue while she is giving you a rimjob.

Nancy didn't appreciate the mudflap she received while giving Archibald the rimmer he so badly begged for.

by Butter Tits August 13, 2017

Mudflap

Used to describe a girl with a very flat/unattractive ass

Tom: Cindy’s kind of hot

Jason: Bro she has mudflaps

by nalydsemaj August 14, 2019

tortilla mudflap

this is the act of three boys discovering their homosexuality with each other in a public college study lounge

Alex, Blake and Nathan are studying together in a study lounge, they all express that they are gay. Two girls walk by and overhear the conversation, they tell the boys they have just had a tortilla mudflap.

by Supa Hottie February 24, 2007

mudflapping

Female version of tea bagging. The act of a woman placing the lips of her vagina in her partners mouth.

She really loved mudflapping as foreplay.

by dolander November 1, 2013

mudflaps

The buttocks, bum cheeks, ass. The flesh surrounding the turd cutter. When you pinch a loaf the combination of two bum cheeks act as both guidance system and splashguard.

"Big bottom, big bottom, talk about mudflaps - my girl's got 'em!" - lyrics from "Big Bottom", Spinal Tap.

by boltonoutlaw December 9, 2008

Mudflaps

A male term for when you wipe your ass back to front and get shit on your balls

Hey bro, how do you wipe your ass?
I wipe back to front
Haha, mudflaps!!

by Maisonette April 30, 2019