massive schlong

The act of having an abnormally large schlong

"Hey did you hear that Jake has a massive schlong?"
"Yeah Mandi says it's huge!!!"

by Sir_DigBick69 December 18, 2017

massive

The people, the crew, lovers of jungle/ drum & bass

Big shout out to the massive

by piffy June 12, 2003

massive builder

Someone who is a tank or a unit. These are guys that are such units, that u wouldnt want to piss them off. hope ur in their good books when they are angry.

first guy "Dude look at that massive builder"
2nd guy "yeah dude he's a tank"

by Shmick July 5, 2006

massive ovaries

the female equivalent to balls of steel and other such phrases.

Billy: "Dude did you hear someone tried to rob Jen?"
Fred: "No shit, really?"
Billy: "Yeah, he had a knife, but she kicked the shit out of him and chased him!"
Fred: "Damn dude that takes some massive ovaries"

by bringerofpain October 27, 2009

Massive Ego

When you think you’re the best

That guy has a massive ego, he thinks he’s the best at everything

by Syn3rgyy June 9, 2020

Massive Patricks

A colloquialism of Doncaster for having a massive pair of man boobs.

"Matt, have you seen the size of my massive Patricks recently? I think it is hormonal and absolutely nothing to do with the amount of burgers I shove down my cake hole"

by PatrickMcBigDong August 19, 2021

Romtown massive

Romtown massive is a serious gang in romtown (romsey if your posh) free lars, free lamby
Bring back mr bob

Loud Kent on drop holla KING BILBO RTM

Come fight me g
Do you know what gang I’m in?
Oh shit it’s not Romtown massive?
Yeah
Oh shit sorry I’ve heard of your fearsome reputation and do not want to challenge you

by King_bilbo_RTM_free_lars May 10, 2019