Morten

Morten is an amazing guy who will treat you like a princess. He’s hilarious and knows how to make the sun shine on a cloudy day. He’s wise and is the best person to go to for advice. He’s extremely romantic and makes you feel... there’s no words to describe how wonderful he’ll make you feel. He can be sensitive so make sure you treat him right and remind him that he’s the only one and how much you love him. He can be stubborn at times. Mortens will always be honest with you. If you ask for his opinion, he’ll tell you what he thinks despite if it seems harsh. He only does it because he truly cares. You will never have to worry about him cheating on you. He always keeps his promises and will always try his best to make sure you’re happy. If you meet a Morten, never let him go because you’ll never meet anyone like him.

Omg you and your boyfriend are so cute!! I wish I had a boyfriend like him!! What’s his name?

Morten 😍

No wonder he’s so perfect!!

by Morten’sgirl December 1, 2018

Doc Martens

A brand of footwear created in England and worn predominantly by those in the punk or skinhead cultures.

It is not spelled Doc Martins.

The official name is Dr. Martens.

I went to the show last night and bootstomped some jackass with my Doc Martens.

by theillien February 1, 2007

Moated

An awesome term that rose in the 1980's that was another word for "You got told!" or "You got burned!". Truely old school people use this term.

1. Ooooooh! 'Dat boi' just got 'dem ass moated!
2. Damn, homie! You just got moated from 'dat dum' ass bitch!

by Cameron Shuck April 17, 2006

Morteludusexual

A person who is morteludusexual feels attracted to videogames which have an absent community and were abandoned by it's developers.

Morteludusexual comes from the Latin words for "death" and "game".

Mortem (Latin) - Death (English)
Ludus (Latin) - Game (English)

"You still play Brain/Out? "

"What are you? Some sort of morteludusexual?"

by Jebbnohomo May 9, 2020

Post Mortem

A calming 14-minute video that can help someone think about one's life, make someone sleep, be used as a lullaby, and potential music sample. A universal cureall to our dire needs.

Person 1: Yo bro, can you give me some music to help sleep into
Person 2: Yeah bro, try listening to Post Mortem
Person 1: Will it work?
Person 2: Definitely
Person 1: Send link then
Person 2: I can only give you this, it's all up to you to find it, 2A_bWVaKJrI
Person 1: Thanks bro I'll try my best

Emico can't wait to give the sound team another Post Mortem to help them calm down

by Azuredesuuu December 17, 2020

martellenator

missionary sex position with one leg straight up in the air.

OMG. you just did the martellenator on her. FTW

by OMGCODA December 31, 2010

martene

Martene is known for her virtue and beauty. She excels in the arts and music. She is loyal and kind hearted. She puts God first in her life and is ever improving herself and the world around her. She adds great value to the lives of all who know her. Her love for life is contagious!

Martene, you make the world sparkle with your radiant heart and loving spirit.

by Lightbeam March 3, 2017