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mongologanger

A Mongologanger is The word mongoloid crossed with the word doppelganger. Making mongologanger. Its the retarded versions of people. Its your look alike if you were deformed and or retarded.
Hey that girl looks just like your ex heather! Yeah she does except the uglier version of her. Yeah its her monologanger.

People say I look like brad pitt. Yeah more like his mongologanger!
by TruePoweR22 June 28, 2014
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Mongolian Mudslide

Careful preparation is crucial to successful execution of the Mongolian Mudslide:
1. 8 to 12 hours before the planned festivities, the man eats a robust meal consisting of late night taco truck fare, corn nuts drenched in habanero bean dip, cheap beer, and perhaps some questionable sushi from a gas station.
2. Chug a jug of Exlax or similarly aggressive diarrhea inducing agent.

When the time is right, the man straddles the woman’s chest and proceeds to receive a vigorous blow job. When things are heating up, the man unloads his colon with a fury normally reserved for a menacing volcano, evenly across the woman’s chest. The man then turns his attention to titty fucking those now muddy mountains. When the man cums, he is careful to artfully puts some snow on the tops of the two muddy mountains.

With some patience and practice, the Mongolian Mudslide can be a veritable piece of art, so don’t forget to take pictures for the family Holiday card.
Dude, did you see Lester’s photo of his Mongolian Mudslide? It was like a fuckin Bob Ross masterpiece with those happy little teats!
by Moit lives January 28, 2017
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mongoosal

Related to mongooses - a description of awesome and amazing events
The game was mongoosal!
by Mongoose.helen November 29, 2017
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Mongo Deuce

1. (Noun) An absolutely massive shit.
2. (Verb) The act of taking a mongo deuce.
1. Yo Chad, I can feel a mongo deuce coming. It’s tearing up my insides.
2. I just mongo deuced in that bathroom. You shouldn’t go in there for a while.
by Hatman6659 January 3, 2019
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Mongolarian

A word used to describe someone who is stupid, retarded, or acts dumb.
"That guy over there is a proper mongolarian"

"Man don't act like a mongolarian"
by Testerpmi July 12, 2022
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Mongolian Horse Race

When a girl has explosive diaherra, and ten men with erect penis' charge her asshole.
When me and my nine friends were gangbanging your grandma after she had burritos, she yelled i feel my stomach brewing something get, get ready for a mongolian horse race. We all knew what that meant, so we all got erect and charged her asshole.
by pdodledad August 2, 2010
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Mongolian Clusterfuck

A generally futile attempt to solve a problem by throwing more people at it rather than more expertise. Frequently applied to Microsoft's programming techniques.
by Paradoxy42 August 11, 2003
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