1. A last resort insult that should only be used if the opposing arguer is a friend and you're not actually mad at eachother. Usually ends the insulting with laughter and/or confusion. Either way its pretty freaking funny.
2. A stupid person in a cute way.
3. A japanese dessert (moochi).
2. A stupid person in a cute way.
3. A japanese dessert (moochi).
1. guy 1 - Moron! guy 2 - Idiot! guy 1 - Loser! guy 2 - Buttface! guy 1 - Moochie!! guy 2 - ...WTF was that man?? *rolls on ground laughing*
2. Girl 1 - Dude, Martin just ran into that table!
Girl 2 - What a moochie.
3. Dang this moochi's good!
2. Girl 1 - Dude, Martin just ran into that table!
Girl 2 - What a moochie.
3. Dang this moochi's good!
by Manderina October 10, 2005
Get the Moochie mug.1) A delicate fruit theorized in the ancient times, to embody all the perfect little details in life. Considered the fruit of beauty, with an intense aroma contained within, all who luckily came upon this delicacy, never failed to handle with extreme care. Those who could not, are regretting their lives already. Wrapped in an unassuming skin, the true beauty lies in its seed. A worthy core, of unfathomable, nutrition, they are, and will always be persued by wild animals, such as tropt and enricht 's.
2) A most odd friend of Earl.
2) A most odd friend of Earl.
A) To be toyed with a scent of a moochie, is a sinful delight, and subtle anxiety, if starved from the fruit.
B) "moochie, what are you doing" -Earl. "Feeling much better now Earl"-moochie.
B) "moochie, what are you doing" -Earl. "Feeling much better now Earl"-moochie.
by Dr. Seuss June 9, 2003
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Get the Scumma Bumma Grubba Moochie mug.Someone who pays no federal income tax, also known as ''The 47 Percent''. A typical lazy-ass Obama voter.
by Aliases October 11, 2012
Get the Moocher mug.He's Always Broke. He has a million excuses about why he is constantly broke. He needs to study, although he's been in school for 6 years, the economy is bad, his former boss was a jerk, he's waiting for his check to come in, etc. What he doesn't have, however, are any plans to turn his financial situation around.
He's Lazy. His girlfriend leaves the house in the morning to go to work while he's still under the covers and she comes home to find him asleep on the couch. He's always on EBay spending her money, playing video games, and can't even do the small things thing like replacing the empty toilet paper roll when it's out or cleaning the nasty black ring around the toilet once in a while. His laziness and a supreme lack of motivation are his signature moves.
He's Erratic. He continually demonstrates shady tendencies, like disappearing for days, binge drinking, or staying out all night and refuses to tell his girl where he's been. He moves back in with his ex wife and when she kicks him out a month later, his girl takes him back in.
He Lets His Woman Support Him. He lives rent-free and pays no bills. Although no self-respecting man would let his girlfriend always pay the way, this moocher expects her to support him and controls her by putting her car in his name and taking the keys when she tries to leave. He makes her pay his child support and she can't pay hers on time because of it.
He's Lazy. His girlfriend leaves the house in the morning to go to work while he's still under the covers and she comes home to find him asleep on the couch. He's always on EBay spending her money, playing video games, and can't even do the small things thing like replacing the empty toilet paper roll when it's out or cleaning the nasty black ring around the toilet once in a while. His laziness and a supreme lack of motivation are his signature moves.
He's Erratic. He continually demonstrates shady tendencies, like disappearing for days, binge drinking, or staying out all night and refuses to tell his girl where he's been. He moves back in with his ex wife and when she kicks him out a month later, his girl takes him back in.
He Lets His Woman Support Him. He lives rent-free and pays no bills. Although no self-respecting man would let his girlfriend always pay the way, this moocher expects her to support him and controls her by putting her car in his name and taking the keys when she tries to leave. He makes her pay his child support and she can't pay hers on time because of it.
by TiffanyBaby January 14, 2016
Get the moocher boyfriend mug.A term used to describe the child of a single mother. So called because the child is constant reminder that another man's spunk has mooched your new woman.
"Hi John, are you still with Sarah ?"
"Nope, I broke it off as soon as I found out she's got a spunk moocher"
"Nope, I broke it off as soon as I found out she's got a spunk moocher"
by Pabski July 12, 2003
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Knowing the latest gossip and rumors that are disgracefully bad, typically as a result of someone's negligence or irresponsibility.
Knowing the latest gossip and rumors that are disgracefully bad, typically as a result of someone's negligence or irresponsibility.
That dude is mad moochie.
Do me a favor and mooch that chick, heard she slept with my ex.
The key to being moochie is looking for the drama drinker girls who just spill the beans and talk crap.
Do me a favor and mooch that chick, heard she slept with my ex.
The key to being moochie is looking for the drama drinker girls who just spill the beans and talk crap.
by ALLknowingEYE69 December 19, 2010
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