mono dick

a person with one dick

eeeerrrrr he has a monodick

by aaron October 13, 2003

mono brow

when one only has one eye brow, traditionally on the left. NOT when connected, thats a uni-brow.

we shaved that faggots right eyebrow, now he's got a mono brow

by del swennard April 3, 2009

El Mono

El Mono is the new way of communicating! By surgically installing an antenna into your head, you can call your friends with only a 60% chance of receiving head cancer!

Plus, you get a free purple monkey which not only acts as the battery but saps your soul, eventually leaving your body an emaciated husk and whisking your soul back to our International Headquaters for usage in new types of devices!

"I just had an El Mono installed, now I can call my friends where ever I want!"
"My El Mono battery pack stole my sould. I want it back."
"Johnnie Somedude died when they tried to install an El Mono into his head. Sucks to be Johniie Somedude, huh?"

by Vee Are Are Schee October 20, 2003

Mono Matt

doing a mono matt, is talking in a very dull monotone voice,can be very exciting if used correctly

"M y n a m e i s m a t t"

by krelle November 26, 2003

Mono-Thigh

Someone whos that fat there thighs rub together and looks like
its just one (mono) thigh

Fuking hell, Chris Melia has a Mono-thigh!... Seb Parkinson you fucking monothigh

by Chris Melia December 9, 2008

mono loco

a shot made up of rail tequila and creme de banana, as invented by the bartenders at Washington, DC's Gin & Tonic Tavern.

Mexico wins the world cup! A round of mono locos for everyone!

by professorplum January 29, 2009

Soph Mono

Any type of girl who gets mono from A fat kid

"damn did u hear about that girl soph mono she got that disease from chubbs"

by Sophia mono October 26, 2018