a mental disorder characterized by a severe obsession with non-specific body part(s) repeated: stroking, examining, displaying to others, stretching, rubbing, caressing and a frequent request for others to examine the selected part for flaws.
"Pip has a severe case of mongroves, he has rubbed all the fur off his calf"
"the patient was observed repeatingly pulling
on his loose facial skin"
"He is continually showing me his non-exsistant abs, asking if they look phenominal. I am positive he has mongroves.
"the patient was observed repeatingly pulling
on his loose facial skin"
"He is continually showing me his non-exsistant abs, asking if they look phenominal. I am positive he has mongroves.
by DrVinnyTBare April 25, 2011
Get the Mongroves mug.A Mongologanger is The word mongoloid crossed with the word doppelganger. Making mongologanger. Its the retarded versions of people. Its your look alike if you were deformed and or retarded.
Hey that girl looks just like your ex heather! Yeah she does except the uglier version of her. Yeah its her monologanger.
People say I look like brad pitt. Yeah more like his mongologanger!
People say I look like brad pitt. Yeah more like his mongologanger!
by TruePoweR22 June 28, 2014
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Careful preparation is crucial to successful execution of the Mongolian Mudslide:
1. 8 to 12 hours before the planned festivities, the man eats a robust meal consisting of late night taco truck fare, corn nuts drenched in habanero bean dip, cheap beer, and perhaps some questionable sushi from a gas station.
2. Chug a jug of Exlax or similarly aggressive diarrhea inducing agent.
When the time is right, the man straddles the woman’s chest and proceeds to receive a vigorous blow job. When things are heating up, the man unloads his colon with a fury normally reserved for a menacing volcano, evenly across the woman’s chest. The man then turns his attention to titty fucking those now muddy mountains. When the man cums, he is careful to artfully puts some snow on the tops of the two muddy mountains.
With some patience and practice, the Mongolian Mudslide can be a veritable piece of art, so don’t forget to take pictures for the family Holiday card.
1. 8 to 12 hours before the planned festivities, the man eats a robust meal consisting of late night taco truck fare, corn nuts drenched in habanero bean dip, cheap beer, and perhaps some questionable sushi from a gas station.
2. Chug a jug of Exlax or similarly aggressive diarrhea inducing agent.
When the time is right, the man straddles the woman’s chest and proceeds to receive a vigorous blow job. When things are heating up, the man unloads his colon with a fury normally reserved for a menacing volcano, evenly across the woman’s chest. The man then turns his attention to titty fucking those now muddy mountains. When the man cums, he is careful to artfully puts some snow on the tops of the two muddy mountains.
With some patience and practice, the Mongolian Mudslide can be a veritable piece of art, so don’t forget to take pictures for the family Holiday card.
Dude, did you see Lester’s photo of his Mongolian Mudslide? It was like a fuckin Bob Ross masterpiece with those happy little teats!
by Moit lives January 28, 2017
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Get the Mongolarian mug.When a muddog travels in a pack she often has her trusty fudge mongrel at her side, and a typical litter of her little mud nuggets. Any unfortunate man to cross her path may find that while avoiding the muddog, this sneaky predator will take advantage of your alcohol fueled evening and violate you for taxi fare, usualy a fitty.
One evening my mates an I were getting rat faced when dead ahead a muddog approached so I bailed to another bar where unbeknownst she had already deployed her fudge mongrel like a special forces recce. When i woke up a box of pollifiller and a wallet less $50 was all the I could remember
by Top Bloke August 6, 2012
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Get the full mongrel mug.When me and my nine friends were gangbanging your grandma after she had burritos, she yelled i feel my stomach brewing something get, get ready for a mongolian horse race. We all knew what that meant, so we all got erect and charged her asshole.
by pdodledad August 2, 2010
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