A Miserable Fuck is someone who has had such a shitty life that no other phrase could possibly describe it. This kind of person has had so many shits taken in their happy meals that their life is just unbearable. Miserable Fucks typically can't get any pussy and stick to their books, they don't drive cars and ussually have other people drive them around. They don't hold a job, dress decently, or shave. They masturbate their (generally small) penis so frequently that even if they did get pussy it would fail to function by age 25.
Me: Hey man you wanna go to the have sex with beautiful lesbian women all night club? I'm paying.
Bro: Nah man I'm to busy masturbating my (generally small) penis extremely frequently.
Me: Dude, you're like a textbook definition of a Miserable Fuck.
Bro: Nah man I'm to busy masturbating my (generally small) penis extremely frequently.
Me: Dude, you're like a textbook definition of a Miserable Fuck.
by Dr. Schlaktus April 7, 2009
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Six children have died in border patrol custody in less than 7 months while trying to seek asylum and refuge-boarded in over crowded cages, separated from their parents/families and forbidden access to medical care, food, water, and adequate shelter- which instead cost them their lives. This must stop! CHINGA LA MIGRA!!!
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An aweful headache; the worst thing ever; a head ache that makes your head feel like it is spilting open
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Get the Mineral mug.People usually from the Middle East and North Africa, who come to Europe for the free welfare and to harass as many native europeans as possible, through rape and trying to enforce sharia law. they are also referred to as Kebab or Terrorists.
Several EU countries take them in because of their radical leftist views of being "culturally enriched"
Several EU countries take them in because of their radical leftist views of being "culturally enriched"
Germany: Hey Poland, I see you haven't taken any migrants in. Do you mind if I force you to take a few million?
Poland: OH HELL NO!
Poland: OH HELL NO!
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