michael

Gay man to friend: I'm going to go home and bugger my michael.
by Butter3d March 03, 2018
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The sexiest guy in the world and is much better then his other brother who's name also starts with a M. Michael is the best at sports and has a ugly brother. Michael also has a nick name which is Mikey. Michael is extremely sexy and every girl wants to be his girlfriend. Michael is good at every thing and is extreme and lives on the edge. But most of all he is SEXY
Wow that Michael boy is sexy
by Sammy6789 February 17, 2016
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If a girl is called a michael she is most likely to have never had a boyfriend and looks like a fish. The fish she might look like is a pranah because she has a big mouth and could swallow anything. She has a huge mouth for sucking dick but her looks ruin it for her. You do not want to be called a Michael.
"This so true about the definition of michael"
by BeanerNIGHT March 01, 2010
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fur: michael is my massage man
ellz: hold up lemme have a word with him
*michael runs into a forest*
Fur: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE
by Hxwellz October 15, 2020
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michael is a tall ass tree who has a broken sense of humor and is big brain
by Amikko yuygfdghjn September 10, 2020
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a slay kween that slays everything he does. he is a real sister
omg michael is such a slay kween.
by picklepoo December 04, 2018
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the reincarnation of George Lopez (a.k.a. George Lopez II)
Person #1: That fucking Michael kid is a real comedian

Person #2: I know he's a real George Lopez
by ppheadman69 March 22, 2018
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