Merlins Beard

Where one ejaculates onto one's partners face, leaving them with a beard dripping from their chin

1.

Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....

2.

Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard

by Jimmy Buttcracker August 20, 2013

Merlin

A short sweetie who is very observant and will care about thier loved ones no matter what. A lot smarter than they think even though they aren't very good at spelling. Often curious and spontaneous but very helpful even though they don't see it. Deserves a lot more than they are given mainly for because of thier attitude. Definitely the cutest person I've ever met <33. Deserves someone to keep them grounded but also to be with forever. Makes you smile everyday and the more caring person you will ever meet. Always makes your day even a bit better if you didn't do anything wrong. If you have a Merlin in your life, keep them close because you'll never know what you have until maybe it is too late. If you know a Merlin, give them a hug cause they've been through a lot.

"I hope Merlin will marry me some day"
"I could love Merlin forever."
"I promise to love Merlin for as long as I live."

by Dannanwitch October 29, 2023

Merlin

A Bartered how likes to steal a platypus named money. Usally pansexual and likes a girl named Haley. Also usually on computer 24/7

Oh my a merlin

He is so...

gay and ugly

by Merlin is ugly September 7, 2020

Merlin

Rapunzel as an old nasty bitch.

"Merlin, let down your hair!"
*Lets down his beard.*

by anonymous October 5, 2020

Merlin

A boy that usually has big glasses. He is a smart boy with a huge dick. Girls search for him to see what he has hidden. He has a great personality and he makes a good husband

She was lucky to have Merlin.

by Naruto👱 April 25, 2018

Merlin

Leaving somewhere without telling anyone, with reference to Merlin the magician, ie. a disappearing act.

Where did Tyler go? He must’ve Merlined, before he was supposed to buy a round of drinks.

by Jfever1720 December 31, 2019

Galdrakarlinn Merlin

Merlin was a huge pedo that liked underaged kittens. He had a cumbeast pet named friðrik and rocked his world.

glonk Galdrakarlinn Merlin

by U know who joe is? JOE MAMA! November 1, 2022