Merlins Beard

Where one ejaculates onto one's partners face, leaving them with a beard dripping from their chin

1.

Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....

2.

Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard

by Jimmy Buttcracker August 20, 2013

Merlin's Privilege

Merlin's privilege is the ability and right of Merlin of Ealdor to talk and mock freely the once and future king without being punished and everything he says matters

Merlin uses his Merlin's Privilege to get Arthur to do whatever the hell he wants.

by FizzyWizzyOof September 15, 2022

Merlin

Merlin is known as a famous mythological figure, who is protects and serves his lover Arthur Pendragon. In the bbc show, Merlin has trouble understanding his destiny (returning magic into camelot), so he gets guidance from his pet dragon Kilgharrah (who betrays him and kills half the people in camelot), but anyways for him to achieve his destiny he needs to protect his lover soo he can use him and bring magic back to camelot.

Gwen : stop trying to steal him away from me MERLIN!!
Merlin : MY BAD!!! i'm just gonna use him for 5 years or two really quick

Gwen : ugh!!!

by DooDoo_Balls July 5, 2021

merlin mule

Mitpole of a mule with sherlock the annoyer as the lead, land gnomes because too many people are doing drags and forget this mule and you can only buy brakes at the helipad.

merlin mule

by xdr5t3evq3q April 22, 2025

merlinators

messy, fanpage fandom merlin7dsins birthed, gay, skinny and funny gods

alex: i was on twitter one day and i said something about this dude merlin, and his fans came in my comments talking about “#MERLINATORS4LIFE

james: merlinators don’t play about merlin i fear

by fenti jones <3 April 27, 2022

Merlin's Mist

When a man is nearing ejaculation, his partner must say "Abracadabra" (or "Accio" for the Harry Potter fans) and tap the head of the man's penis with their index finger, or wand if available. Upon tapping, the man will ejaculate onto his partner's face creating Merlin's Mist.

Hermione cast a Merlin's Mist and Ron slept for the next 12 hours straight.

by HardCastleMcCormack May 29, 2018

Merlin

He's the greatest wizard of all time. He is also known as Emrys. Everybody just loves him as he's the sweetest, funniest and cutest person to ever roam the Earth. You would have to be an idiot to let him go.

If he is your friend, he will never leave your side, even in your darkest moments.

He's also a savage dragonlord.

Arthur- You're a brave man Merlin, between battles.

OR
Arthur- Merlin, I always thought you were the bravest man I ever met.

by psychogirl123 November 24, 2021