1.
Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....
2.
Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard
Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....
2.
Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard
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Merlin is unbelievably hot. He wears shorts and a tee shirt and doesn't turn on the heat at 20°f.
Merlin comes in two special editions: Edward Hair and Viking Hair.
Merlin gives the best hugs and the warmest cuddles and will always make you smile. He has the best laugh and is the best person you could ever hope to have in your life.
Merlin will forget the names of every mini game in Mario Party but he knows the Greek alphabet so you'll give him a pass.
Merlin's greatest flaws are spelling ditto "dido", hating on biology sciences, losing his vape pen constantly, and ordering toasted tuna sandwiches before close at a Subway.
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Gwen : ugh!!!
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Gwen : ugh!!!
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