Merlins Beard

Where one ejaculates onto one's partners face, leaving them with a beard dripping from their chin

1.

Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....

2.

Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard

by Jimmy Buttcracker August 17, 2013

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merlinators

messy, fanpage fandom merlin7dsins birthed, gay, skinny and funny gods

alex: i was on twitter one day and i said something about this dude merlin, and his fans came in my comments talking about “#MERLINATORS4LIFE

james: merlinators don’t play about merlin i fear

by fenti jones <3 April 27, 2022

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Tdawg and Merlin

The most influential and holiest people to ever walk the earth

Woah are those angels, no it's just Tdawg and Merlin

by heshyfanclub November 23, 2020

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Battle Merlin

UuUuUuUuUuUuUuGh!!! Stop making Merlin a battlemage! He's the quintessential, archetypal Wizard! It's THE SAME EXACT THING as the Mary Sue trope from every woke movie! It's the exact same thing! Merlin is a strong, independent, self-actualized wahmen now. He's Rey from Star wars. I mean, shit, you might as well make him black. Or ACTUALLY A WOMEN. Which wouldn't even be original at this point because 7 Deadly Sins already had female Merlin. But THEY did it RIGHT. The entire show revolved around people having some type on magic but Chick Merlin was STILL the MOST WIZARD-LIKE CHARACTER IN THE SHOW. So, it doesn't matter that she's a gender swap because at least she still embodies the high INT wizard/scholar archetype. She's impossibly old. She isn't out there swordfighting people. She's a wizard. Be a wizard!

Hym "Jesus-fucking-Christ another Goddamn battle Merlin... He isn't a battle mage! Changing gender on a character is bad to you... Changing the RACE of a character is bad to you... But changing THE CHARACTER ARCHETYPE of the QUINTESSENTIAL WIZARD OF ALL MEDIEVAL LORE and it's just 'fine' to you? Yeah, sure, whatever. Why don't you just make a movie about Bill Maher and have him be a devout Catholic? Cultureless swine. So what do all of the other guys do in the show? Swordfight except WITHOUT THE MAGIC? What's the point of them?"

by Hym Iam December 24, 2023

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merlinize

to almost finish something, but not quite. Leaving a small quantity of something unconsumed, primarily beverages. Typically used in the past tense, merlinized. Things which have been merlinized are never finished and usually end up discarded.

You merlinized your coffee again. Why don't you ever finish it?

Another drink merlinized. What next, will you merlinize the chips?

by Grumpy Barista November 17, 2021

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