Merlins Beard

Where one ejaculates onto one's partners face, leaving them with a beard dripping from their chin

1.

Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....

2.

Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard

by Jimmy Buttcracker August 20, 2013

Merlin

A boy that usually has big glasses. He is a smart boy with a huge dick. Girls search for him to see what he has hidden. He has a great personality and he makes a good husband

She was lucky to have Merlin.

by Naruto👱 April 25, 2018

Merlin

Leaving somewhere without telling anyone, with reference to Merlin the magician, ie. a disappearing act.

Where did Tyler go? He must’ve Merlined, before he was supposed to buy a round of drinks.

by Jfever1720 December 31, 2019

Galdrakarlinn Merlin

Merlin was a huge pedo that liked underaged kittens. He had a cumbeast pet named friðrik and rocked his world.

glonk Galdrakarlinn Merlin

by U know who joe is? JOE MAMA! November 1, 2022

Merlin

He's the greatest wizard of all time. He is also known as Emrys. Everybody just loves him as he's the sweetest, funniest and cutest person to ever roam the Earth. You would have to be an idiot to let him go.

If he is your friend, he will never leave your side, even in your darkest moments.

He's also a savage dragonlord.

Arthur- You're a brave man Merlin, between battles.

OR
Arthur- Merlin, I always thought you were the bravest man I ever met.

by psychogirl123 November 24, 2021

Merlin's Mist

When a man is nearing ejaculation, his partner must say "Abracadabra" (or "Accio" for the Harry Potter fans) and tap the head of the man's penis with their index finger, or wand if available. Upon tapping, the man will ejaculate onto his partner's face creating Merlin's Mist.

Hermione cast a Merlin's Mist and Ron slept for the next 12 hours straight.

by HardCastleMcCormack May 29, 2018

merlinize

to almost finish something, but not quite. Leaving a small quantity of something unconsumed, primarily beverages. Typically used in the past tense, merlinized. Things which have been merlinized are never finished and usually end up discarded.

You merlinized your coffee again. Why don't you ever finish it?

Another drink merlinized. What next, will you merlinize the chips?

by Grumpy Barista November 17, 2021