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Menstrual Cycle

Brendans Menstrual Cycle is fucking awesome!!
but its leaking!!
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Pensexual

If you are sexually attracted to pens or just really obsessed with pens. Usually a pensexual with have at least ten different pens.
Person 1: I just really like pens you know.

Person 2: Dude you're totally pensexual.
by chubby_gremlin March 29, 2019
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Mapsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to maps. Often found Deviantart, AlternateHistory.com and R/Mapporn
Dude, you look at maps waaay to much

I just love the land masses man, the full rivers, the curvy borders, ahh....

That confirms it, he's a Mapsexual.
by XxPranksxX34 April 25, 2017
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Tensexual

TENSEXUAL
Adjective
Definition: Of, relating to, involving, and/or characteristic of sexual tension, esp. that which results in frustration and/or dissatisfaction for those who personally experience this erotic conflict and/or those cognizant observers acquainted with these players and said sexual situation.
Etymology: Combination of “tense” (Latin tnsus, past participle of tendere, to stretch) and “sexual” (Late Latin sexulis, from Latin sexus, sex). First used in 2006 to describe the condition that developed when two good-looking, companionable, single, and heterosexual American college students of opposite genders failed to consummate their obviously mutual sexual attraction to one another.
“This tensexual situation is not only unnecessary because it results from absurd human drama, but it is also illogical and against natural instincts.”
by Chelsey Lora March 22, 2006
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malsexual

A gay person that dresses and acts completely straight. They act like a typical guy and could never figure out that they're gay by looking at them.

The antonym of metrosexual.
Tom is malsexual, he acts like a straight guy but in reality is actually gay.
by yoskippy March 31, 2013
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manosexual

Someone who believes that a mate is unnecessary when they can pleasure themselves with their hands.
After multiple failed relationships, Jennifer decided to become manosexual and not rely on a man or woman for pleasure anymore.
by rbrown601 February 8, 2009
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Manosexual

The orientation of someone who doesn't need intimacy or a relationship because they're hand can, "get them where they need to be."
"I don't need a boyfriend right now; my friends give me the 'companionship' and my right hand gives me the initimacy..."

"So you're manosexual?"

"Yeah, basically..."
by mozillaLOVE February 15, 2009
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