below mendoza

An amount (usually of money) less than $200. Named for Mario Mendoza, a shortstop whose batting average hovered around .200, and now used as shorthand for a player whose godawful hitting means he shouldn't be in the majors.
"How the fuck am I gonna make rent this month? It's only the 15th and my checking account is already below Mendoza."
by qalachaki January 31, 2019
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cardinal mendoza

When a male or female takes a shit in their partners bellt button.
I was on the job amd needed to go. So i whipped out and had a cardinal mendoza on her.
by 666god666 November 03, 2017
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Brooklynn Mendoza

Pretty,Funny,Hot,amazing,Smart,Taller,And Cooler. Pro griddyer
by BrooksHusband September 26, 2023
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Mendoza Method

The act of mass reporting in hopes to get their account banned or terminated after they:

1. Win an argument against you
2. Completely bitch you
3. You being too sensitive to jokes
Vinny: "Yo I massreported that guy that said that!"

Nerf: "Mendoza Method fr."
by vinnymendozaalt August 04, 2024
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Miguel Mendoza

A little shit that snuck through the U.S border looking to hit women and uses a gun in a knife fight. Btw did I tell u he smells like beer and whines a lot and then talks shit behind ur back
I didn’t know you were like Miguel Mendoza
by Llllllllllz September 23, 2020
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omar mendoza

Omar Mendoza is a simp and a faggot. All he does is ignore his homies to go simp it and when he’s not ignoring them he’s being gay towards them .
Man I want to please my girlfriend but also be gay towards my homies, I think I’m a Omar Mendoza
by Aka bubble guts August 11, 2020
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Got David Mendoza-ed

When your significant other smothers you with a pillow.
Fuck man.. Did you hear what happened to Mitch? He got David Mendoza-ed last night.
by David Mendoza69 December 06, 2022
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