meditating

A euphemism for masturbation.

Yenny: Mimie Tran, where were you yesterday?

Mimie: In my room...meditating.

Yenny: Oh, let me know next time you meditate, I will join.

Mimie: Ohhhkay.

by Mauro-Wauro May 15, 2008

mematron

The most powerful piece of swag in the known universe. Can be used to murder anyone instantly or just to get all the ladies. Or men. Your choice.

Example 1
1: Wow, he gets loads of girls!
2: Yeah, he's a real mematron.

Example 2
Look at the mematron that guy has!

by Jimothy Sprinkles April 23, 2014

memeiter

An individual who demonstrates a high level of proficiency at creating and promoting memes. (Created by highly respected professor, Dr. D. Millinoff)

ex. He is a memeiter.
ex. @ayylmao.jpeg

by Mrmilliismyjesus May 10, 2017

Mediterranean handie

(V) To give/receive hand intercourse with the use of olive oil as lube (organic).

-Hey bro, when you’re at the store, can you pick up some olive oil? This Greek girl is coming over and I’m trying to get a Mediterranean handie.

by George Whor-Well November 5, 2018

memetastic

the voices are back the voices are back the voices are back the voices are back the voices are back the voices are back the voices are back the voices are back the voices are back the voices are back

that content is pretty memetastic (extremely horrible)

by fawrza November 19, 2021

Melitina

Melitina is a rare name. This name comes from the Latin “mel > mellītus” which in turn derives from the Greek word “mèli (μέλι)”, meaning “honey, sweet as honey, dear, sweetness, pleasantness".

Oh look, Melitina is here!

by anonymous November 20, 2021

meiting

A process of slowly becoming obsessed with collecting printed banners which contain images of "Mr Worldwide Handsome".

She is meiting! There is no turning back now, her room will be covered with his face.

by meiting November 9, 2018