Meef

Phallic flatulence

High pressure expulsion of air or gas from the urethra, following by a fowl swampy smell and a kazoo like whistling buzz.

See a doctor if you
Pass gas, stool, or pus from your penis

Have a foul-smelling peniale discharge
Get recurrent penis or urinary tract infections
Experience irritation or pain at the base of the sack, shaft, or taint
Feel pain during sexual intercourse

Wow Chad, my tire pressure is kinda low can you meef them up.

Was that a fart or a whistling-kazoo-buzz?

No I meefed.

Doc, help me I can’t stop meefing on people on the subway.

Plural- Meefs

Meefs I’m a dark room,
Roar of kazoos drown out all,
Swamp smell fills my nose.

by TopherAssMan July 31, 2021

Meef

A way to relate to something

me AF but spelled MEEF

“I’m so tired I got no sleep last night” “Meef “

by Kronk$$ February 23, 2023

Meef Loaf

Meat loaf that has been queefed upon nightly for a week.

Would you like a slice of Karen's delectable meef Loaf?

by Poopy butt distraction February 1, 2023

Meef

Meef; something that is stinky and hot

Why do I always smell like MEEF after eating inside Subway? Why is it so meefy in this theater?

by hot honez February 2, 2024

Meef

A queef that comes out of a guys pee hole (where his per comes out) also known as his blow hole,can be caused by sexual activity or before he takes a pee

1. Eww Bryan did you just Meef

by Heypeterr December 2, 2023

Meef

A noun and a verb. Used to describe literally anything.

(Noun) Ex. Jon is a dirty meef
(Verb) Ex. We’re just meefin’ around

by rywood February 21, 2019

Meef

A very obnoxious and irritating

being, especially someone who’s short.

Freddy: Go Away!
Roby: *starts screaming*

Freddy: You docking meef!

by Knob-Tosser January 17, 2019