musically retarded

someone that has a really low intelligence when it comes to music.there is more than one way one can be musically retarded,so here is how you know if you are:

-if you think that only music on the radio is "good music",
YOU are musically retarded.

-if you think that mainstream music > underground music
YOU are muscially retarded.

-if you listen to all mainstream pop,rock,counry and hip hop
stuff like:lady gaga, kelly clarkson ,beyonce, nickelback, hinder,kenny chesney,lil wayne,etc. and you consider bands like tool,porcupine tree,NIN and pink floyd "crap"??

YOU are musically retarded.

-also,if you consider all those mainstream bands

"more talented" than the other ones i listed...
YOU are musically retarded

if you think that distinct genres like progressive rock/metal sucks...
YOU are musically retarded

-if you call a bass a "guitar"..
YOU are musically retarded.

sadly enough,i don't think that i've covered all of the ways one can be musically retarded.but i'll let you do that work!!

my sister listens to only "hits" music and mainstream country(which isn't even really country music btw) and she tells me she wishes she could mute my "crappy" music (the bands i listed above,plus anyother sub genre of rock/metal,and a few other genres,which don't consist of the music she listens to)plus,she tells everyone i play guitar,even though i play bass.MY SISTER is musically retarded.

*and if you were wondering,i am NOT a fan of jeff faggot foxworthy.and my definition is NOT influenced by him.

by y2c June 15, 2009

Musically Gay

A man who listens to music that would be considered solely for females or for peoples of a homosexual nature, while not actually taking it up the arse.

Liam: "woah man, Andy has george michael and tina turner albums on his ipod!"
Andy: "lay off butt-nugget i'm just musically gay"

by The Jizzmeister March 1, 2009

Medical Apartheid

Medical Apartheid is a form of social discrimination that deems uninoculated people as inferior to those who are inoculated and therefore expendable and not worthy of the same freedoms.

Countries are staring to implement Medical Apartheid by only allowing inoculated people to leave their homes. Ie: Non inoculated people are not allowed to leave or travel freely.

by Facetious is me August 31, 2021

Pre-Medical

An undergraduate student who dedicates substantial time to studying the physical and life sciences, as well as finding the time to give back to the community through volunteer work. Pre-medical students also find clinical experience through research or working part time as an EMT, or another related field. All you envious dodes who bash pre-meds are just fed up with your own pathetic lives and are taking it out on hard-workers who give a damn, people who actually make a difference, a positive difference.

Man, sometimes I wish I wasn't a pre-medical student, but I know it will be worth it in the long run.

by The Dung Beetle May 5, 2009

musically challenged

a person who listens to the same five songs day in and day out, for months with no variation.

You know someone is musically challenged if you hear them play the same set list of limited songs, everyday, every hour of the day, no matter what mood they are in... and yet still just mutter the words when they sing.

by 1642ryan April 16, 2008

Medical Lake

A small podunk town in eastern Washington about 30 minutes away from Spokane. Most kids who live in Medical Lake think they live in Spokane. Just go to any of their Myspace pages and it will most likely say "Hi my name is _________, I'm from Spokane WA, and......" There's generally nothing much to do in the town except go to your friend's house, or smoke weed.

Hi my name's _________, and I use to live in Medical Lake.

by I Live In Spokane Fool January 11, 2009

Vivien T Thomas Medical Arts Academy

A school in Baltimore, MD full of people so stupid, it's amazing they are able to dress themselves in the morning. Too crowded hallways, with people stopping to talk to someone they saw just 5 minutes ago, making you late for your class ('cause they can't hear "excuse me!" or they just don't care). Where people in the class don't do their work and 5 minutes before it's due, they ask to see your paper, but even you don't know what's going on because 90% of the class was talking about stupid shit and you couldn't hear the teacher. In other words, if you really want to learn something, don't come here. If you made the mistake of applying here, ha good luck.

You: What high school do you go to?

Me: Vivien T Thomas Medical Arts Academy

You: what? where's that?

Me: Hell

by AngelDoll August 15, 2011