matress ranch

Refers to the fluids extracted from a very fucked on matress upon recycle.

"Bro you should have seen the matress ranch i got out of my old bed!"

by GetchaDickWet January 31, 2017

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meatless mike

A guy with a micropenis

I couldn't even feel it, he was a total meatless Mike.

by _~_~_~ April 24, 2017

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matress king

Like the mile high club, but in a matress store.

Bro, we banged so hard I am the ultimate matress king.

by spicychivk101 February 20, 2018

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Matress man is a man that sells mattresses and has a secret menu of drugs, He's a loyal and popular person and can eventually get mad and kill his customers. Matress man are usually black and really handsome, if you find one and make a bad first impression, you'll be praying for your life

The Matress Man us really nice but he can het sloppy with his work

by Masturbation Beating off April 22, 2019

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