May

may is 5th month :)

“hey dude its May 18th, lets go!”

by avgeekreal_6969 May 18, 2025

may

the best bff i’ve ever had and will ever have ❤️ nd i really appreciate her nd shi but she be getting on my nerves but i still love ha

May is my favorite bff

by thick dick sevi July 28, 2025

may

The month its gonna be after april

It's gonna be may

by I think you are boring August 31, 2025

May 19

An amazing person is born on this day and they are the most important person you should keep in your life, they are often under appreciated so make them feel special

“My girlfriends birthday is on May 19”
“Dude keep her forever and treat her good”

by Tru_facs October 16, 2019

May 27

If your born on this you’re known as the very popular kid but at the same time your not but you tend to talk to a lot of people and make a lot of peoples days also. If you dating someone that’s born on this day you should really keep them because they would always be there even if it hurts themselves

I’m born on May 27 Yeahh I know I’m really good at everything but shy to talk to people

by Alex miles October 15, 2019

may i take your hat sir

As one of the greatest philosophers of this generation, Patrick Star, uttered yet another magnificent phrase of wisdom. Growing up in a poor family, Mr. Star was forced to take on many low income jobs, where he must take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner. The hat in this famous spoken poetry that Mr. Star would take from these men, actually was a symbol that he used to represent the struggle of diligent working men with large families and low income. Mr. Star is currently running for president in the United States presidential election 2016.

"You mean like a weenie? Ok! May I take your hat sir? May I take your HAT, sir? May I tak-"

by Patrick Star for president 201 July 10, 2016

May 25

If you are born on May25 you are a very pretty person and are very lucky and blessed

Hi May 25 people

by Randomperson333333 December 14, 2019