Gluteus Maximus Frontalis

The scientific name for a "FRONT BUTT".

"That guy's got a HUGE Gluteus Maximus Frontalis on him. It's like an extra cushion."

by MetaPoo November 28, 2009

maximilien

The sexiness of all time. The women's lover. maximum intellgince.. Power over everyone.

That guy is a maximilien

by peter March 7, 2005

Maximo

Is highly intelligent. Often to hard on himself. He is funny. Atristic. Maximo is a great lover. His life has a soundtrack and everyone in his life has a song. He makes people smile. He can be hard to deal with at times.

I'd marry him. He must be a Maximo

by Mommarc February 3, 2010

Maximalism

Any art movement characterized by a boundless devotion to embellishment, elaboration, complexity, palimpsest, and T-shirts that are sorta hard to read. Overlaps with so-called grunge styles.

My mom made me shop at the Gap all my life. Now that I'm on my own, I've rejected Functional Minimalism. Instead I choose the path of Maximalism, as you can tell from the calligraphic skulls all over this copy of "Beautiful Decay." Wanna see my inkblot doodles?

by rainbow coma February 6, 2009

Ballsackimus Maximus

1. The muscle that makes your nutsack move vertically when you take a deep breath.

2. A general term for the scrote.

When it seems inevitable that something will hit your dude pieces, take a deep breath in order flex your ballsackimus maximus which will tuck the nuts as close to your body as possible.

by Captain Tubesock January 5, 2008

Revelationous Maximus

(Noun) When one ore more people, under the influence of marijuana, achieve(s) a monumental realization or idea through a systematic progression of thoughts. This process can occur individually or socially. Individually, Synchronizationous Maximus must occur with the individual's surroundings or environment, causing a linear progression of thoughts. Socially, Synchronizationous Maximus must occur with other people causing an exponential (non-linear) progression of thoughts. An ultimate conclusion regarding reality, language, existence, knowledge, perception, or human behavior is revealed to the individual(s) that shakes the fabric of their reality.

Note: Often facilitated by Marinationous Maximus

See: Nirvana, Enlightenment, Tripping Balls

Stoner 1: Dude, the Sun is like a nucleus and the surrounding planets are like electrons.

Stoner 2: DUDE you're right. Our whole Universe could be an atom in another Universe.

Stoner 1: Dude, we'ved achieved Revelationous Maximus.

by Pi Ups April 26, 2010

maximum viewing tolerance

A hypothetical (uncertain) threshold (the point that must be exceeded to begin producing a given effect or result or to elicit a response) at which white trash will feel offended by the moronic TV programming, directing their attention to other aspects of their equally miserable lives.

Hey Pete... why your father stays for hours and hours watching crappy TV?
He is becoming an experiment that will disprove maximum viewing tolerance theory.

by rperazag May 6, 2010