materwelon

A reverse watermelon

Guy 1: Hey want a slice of materwelon?

Guy 2: What did you just say?

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Maber Shuffle

This is when playing poker, the cards you were delt last hand are the same as the ones either in your hand this time, or on the community cards.

"Dude .......... im sure i had these's cards last hand ........ must be a Maber Shuffle!!!!!!"

Them cards on the flop are either my last hand or on the flop last hand!!!

by ShitHead76 August 27, 2010

Mater Nut

When you're a tween stuck with your family in Disneyland in Cars Land and you seriously need to nut, so you stick your meaty-ass, prepubescent dick inside Mater's rusty old exhaust pipe, and he makes nut so fast that your mum almost doesn't catch you with your dick out in Disneyland.

John had a Mater Nut in last summer in Disneyland. He said it was the perfect nut.

by Thicc Hiccup February 5, 2019

Mater academy

A school filled with potheads , cute new kids , perm boys and fake depressed girl .

Person 1: you smoke ?
Person 2: I go to mater academy obviously !

by Tigertheprincipal October 19, 2019

MATERIAL GWORL

Something people say when they eat and leave no crumbs

TEACHER:Jessica YOU ATE

JESSICA:MATERIAL GWORL 😍 👌 ❤

MATERIAL GWORL I WANT CHANEL 9 BOOTS SHAWTY HIT ME UP CAUSE THEY KNOW IM THE TRUTH MATERIAL GWORL

by JIAFEISCVMMMER January 3, 2022

matter-of-fact

A way of saying something in such a way that emits a sense that you are sure of yourself.

He spoke in a very matter-of-fact tone.

by Matt the genius March 23, 2008

jebem ti mater

I fuck your mother!

Jebem ti mater, man.

by Merio December 28, 2003