potatoe masher

WW2 German stick hand grenade. Tucked into the belt or boot of infantryman was a formidable weapon both in assault and defence.
Unlike allied grenades it did not depend on throwing out fragments of red hot metal, just the power of its 4.2 oz explosive charge.

May have resembled a kitchen utensil of the time.

That potatoe masher exploded so close that I cannot hear what you are saying and Seargent Bodybitz is dead...

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

Wee masher

Antoin Mallon aka the “fittest in the team”

Wee masher is the fittest in the team

by Wee masher September 18, 2025

The real basher masher

The real Basher Masher.
Commonly said by the real Basher Masher.
He shows them bash.

"Bash, Miss Donnelly!"
"BASH out"
"I'm gonna show you bash"
"You're the real basher masher"
"I'm the real bash"
"Bash!"
"Gooooooooood, bash, bash!"

by Quandale Dingle Here September 29, 2022

Tater masher

A person who mashes potatoes work there sweed

A cunty prickish jeffofile

Those pricks are proper tater mashers

by Johnno October 27, 2018

Mussolini Masher

For pleasure purposes: when an Italian lady playfully inserts gabagool into a man’s urethra.

Hey Tony, my little caro… ready for a Mussolini Masher? Make sure the gabagool didn’t escape the fridge!

by Doctor Gupta (prostatechecker) October 28, 2025

Button Masher

An excuse that pro players call people when they lose to them.

“Yay I won”
“Well you were just a button masher”

by SuperQuack September 29, 2021

egg masher

One who mistakes a Ouvre shaped sex toy for an invitation to rearrange ones baby making kit.

Her last words were “ I don’t need my love eggs now I have you to re arrange my guts, Egg Masher”

“Ann Summers doesn’t sell ovaries, Egg Masher”

by Harryhardhelmet January 5, 2023