Marty

a Marty is a Fat man usually sitting down wearing an open Hawaiian shirt with his gut hanging out while he wears shades, and drinks. A Marty is almost always drunk but while hes drunk he acts like a complete asshole throwing beer bottles at his kid while simultaneously calling them a worthless shit kid (Usually the kid is named brad) Marty's are also known to have pedophilic tendency's towards their daughters (who are usually named Lisa). In summary a Marty is just an asshole

Look at that fatass yelling at his kids

I know hes acting like a total Marty

by Jordonbigbalognaveroni April 23, 2018

marty odonnel

The man who composed the halo 1,2,3 soundtracks. Also responsible for earlier bungie games. Marty is the guy that also created the flintstones theme song, his daughters were singers for that commercial. Marty is also the coolest guy that ever lived.

Wow that music sucked in 2k's new game, they should have had marty odonnel do the music, he is awsome.

by greeb December 14, 2006

The Marty Groves

A forest in Ohio where you take sluts in your Jeep and fuck them right in their fat ass so hard that their vagina gets stuck in the shifter knob and you have to use your winch to get them off.

Last night, I took Olivia to the Marty Groves and got her tight twat impaled on my big black knob. Third gear smells so fuckin' good!!

by Joel A. Queer November 22, 2010

Dirty Marty

When you get shit faced on rum and Diet Coke then bust a load on the toilet seat only to get your ass hairs stuck on the seat the next morning

Wow I can’t believe my dad did a Dirty Marty yesterday.

by @prefontaine_v1 May 8, 2020

Marty McFlying

Riding a skateboard while under the influence of marijuana where the experience can be compared to riding a hoverboard from Back to the Future 2.

"Man, I blazed before taking the board out. I was Marty McFlying all afternoon!"

by D2U3R4 May 8, 2009

Sharty Marty

(Noun) One who is constantly sharting themselves in extremely inappropriate situations.
(Verb) The act of accidentally sharting your pants at an extremely inappropriate time.

Phil: “I heard Brian totally pulled a Sharty Marty during the finals”
Paul: “Good, serves him right for making fun of me for being a Sharty Marty in the second grade!”

by BradTheChad November 29, 2017

hail marty

When a friend farts in front of a fan in the hopes that the fart will travel a long distance to reach a small target, normally another persons location: the gastrointestinal equivalent of a Hail Mary in football...

Steve was on the couch and I passed him a Hail Marty in front of the box fan, I was already in the other room when he got it. Score!

by Captain Donkey Cheese November 20, 2013