married to da money

meaning nobody is serious enough so u gotta marry da money and stay on da grind

im married to da money and stay on my grind😼💰💍

by sexiest bitch ever January 20, 2018

Married With Children

Fox TV show that aired from 1987 to 1997. Co-created by a Black man, this groundbreaking, insanely funny cartoonish show put all of the other sitcoms to shame.

When it came to true comedy, MWC was deadly serious.

by Bem Suggs December 11, 2003

Trial Marriage

A time period before marriage when a couple lives together to see if they are completely compatible for marriage. The trial marriage usually exposes all of the negative side effects to living with your partner. The trial marriage often ends in a very messy trial divorce.

Four months into our twelve month lease she dumped me, and now I am paying two rents. Man, that trial marriage was stupid.

by K-DOG May 16, 2014

california marriage

Marriage that is not legitimate (similar to California Sober)

Katie engaged in California marriage while marrying different people frequently.

by california marriage April 25, 2021

gay marriage in singapore

gay marriage in singapore is when jungwoo bae and tiago acosta ceccarini get married

Bob: "im getting married to my boyfriend!"
Bob: "its a gay marriage in singapore!"
Bianca: "omg you guys are just like jungwoo bae and tiago acosta ceccarini!!"

by stupidperson123 September 12, 2021

Facebook Marriage

Facebook Marriage to where two people (normally both of the same sex) decide to set their "Relationship Status" as married. Normally used as a joke

Jack is married to Sam

Jack: I've got a Facebook Marriage to Sam

Sam: But I'm happily divorced....

by Chris V2 June 25, 2009

marriage

a licence to fuck

conservatives are big on protecting the sacred bond of marriage.

by krupa May 29, 2004