marriage

The unfortunate act of when a woman owns a man and takes over all of his shit, including his house, cars, money and independence.

(original deleted definition of marriage)

by make up your own definitions you witless bitch October 9, 2005

Marriage

What usually happens within a serious relationship, the main cause of "Marriage" is a condition called "Pregnancy"

Marriage is something that almost everyone goes through.

by THOT.exe January 31, 2018

Marriage

The dream and soul crushing arrangement that sucks the hope and enjoyment from life.

Guy: When I was a boy, I wanted to be an astronaut.

Guy's Friend: What happened?
Guy: Marriage.

Guy's Friend: I'm sorry to hear that. Well, I've got to go tresspoop now, so see ya later.

by Mtneerfn May 9, 2013

Marriage

The sacred uniting of a couple witnessed before God, not always everlasting, but with the intent to be. Though men say its the 'beginning of the end,' we all know they secretly want it too, if not why ask? - usually the best day of a woman's' life and will forever be remembered.

'My life is so wonderful right now everything is perfect!'

'They must have had a marriage'

by tankerbelle October 2, 2012

marriage

a bond between two people in love

Dillon and Nichole are in love so they arranged a marriage.

by nicholeispretty July 18, 2007

marriage

A big fucking joke. Also see love, which also is a big fucking joke.

After six months the two Hollywood sars ended their marriage.

by Hopeless Romantic May 4, 2004

marriage

is the death of sex.

"Marriage is not the death of love; it is the death of sex." - W Allen

by fafalouie December 5, 2003