What happens when you forget to wipe the residual coke of your nose after tooting a few lines. The outline of your nostrils resemble the rim of a salted margarita glass.
"Damn man, did you see how messed up that kid was walking out of the bathroom. He had some serious margarita nose going on. He must have some good blow."
by The Lucas J May 6, 2008
Get the Margarita Nose mug."Margaret thatcher the cum snatcher" is a nickname or term you give to someone who is always vigorously horny and craving sex for the pure enjoyment of seman.
Joe: I just had sex with Bianca.
Nick: why she's always trying to be "Margaret thatcher the cum snatcher."
Joe: true but I heard shell do anything for sex.
Nick: but still she "Margaret thatcher the cum snatcher."
Nick: why she's always trying to be "Margaret thatcher the cum snatcher."
Joe: true but I heard shell do anything for sex.
Nick: but still she "Margaret thatcher the cum snatcher."
by Edward dick hands November 30, 2021
Get the margaret thatcher the cum snatcher mug.Related Words
Although not a direct insult, Margaret Thatcher is used as a yardstick to test public hatred for politicians. Although Tony Blair has tried hard in his ten years as Prime Minister he will be devastated to leave office without even 50% of the villification Maggie achieved.
'Mrs Thatcher the milk snatcher', 'maggie' or 'crazy old bitch' as she was affectionately known steered the UK through important and necessary structural economic changes to ensure the competitiveness of Britain's economy.
She did this in the most dispicably mean spirited and evil manner, by forcing hardship and unemployment upon millions of people, removing role models and providing a whole generation with a sub standard education. This is conclusive evidence of sexual equlity as she proved a feminine ability to be more ruthless than the most evil men.
She was instrumental with ronald reagan in defeating the Soviets during the cold war. Maggie was also called the 'Iron Lady', reputably coined by the Russians pissed at her tough negotiating stance but more likely due to the KGB discovering she is actually a Borg (cyborg).
Some disputed facts:
This evil wizened old hag has been medically certified as having the largest testicles in Britain.
Some claim that contrary to being a cyborg her heartlessness stems from from an infection that developed in cobwebs that built up in her pussy over many years that then went on to putrify her internal organs.
After 'suffering' a stroke (the first in over 50 years) she now closely resembles a melted manequin but with lower powers of mental reasoning.
Although it is yet to be officially announced it is widely believed that her 'death' will be celebrated by a national holiday which will include the burning of her effigy.
It is widely believed that she and Lord Lamont used to drink each others piss whilst sacrificing kittens by burning them on an electric hob.
Maggies late husband Dennis had not been sober since their wedding day and could not have been more emasculated were he a eunach.
She alledgely butt fucked Bush seniour in the oval office with a crude 'strap-on' which consisted of a un-plained 4x2 secured to the previously mentioned cobwebs.
'Mrs Thatcher the milk snatcher', 'maggie' or 'crazy old bitch' as she was affectionately known steered the UK through important and necessary structural economic changes to ensure the competitiveness of Britain's economy.
She did this in the most dispicably mean spirited and evil manner, by forcing hardship and unemployment upon millions of people, removing role models and providing a whole generation with a sub standard education. This is conclusive evidence of sexual equlity as she proved a feminine ability to be more ruthless than the most evil men.
She was instrumental with ronald reagan in defeating the Soviets during the cold war. Maggie was also called the 'Iron Lady', reputably coined by the Russians pissed at her tough negotiating stance but more likely due to the KGB discovering she is actually a Borg (cyborg).
Some disputed facts:
This evil wizened old hag has been medically certified as having the largest testicles in Britain.
Some claim that contrary to being a cyborg her heartlessness stems from from an infection that developed in cobwebs that built up in her pussy over many years that then went on to putrify her internal organs.
After 'suffering' a stroke (the first in over 50 years) she now closely resembles a melted manequin but with lower powers of mental reasoning.
Although it is yet to be officially announced it is widely believed that her 'death' will be celebrated by a national holiday which will include the burning of her effigy.
It is widely believed that she and Lord Lamont used to drink each others piss whilst sacrificing kittens by burning them on an electric hob.
Maggies late husband Dennis had not been sober since their wedding day and could not have been more emasculated were he a eunach.
She alledgely butt fucked Bush seniour in the oval office with a crude 'strap-on' which consisted of a un-plained 4x2 secured to the previously mentioned cobwebs.
person a: Hitler is the most despicable creature to have lived, he was a crazed tyrant that ordered the genocide of millions of people and caused devastation to most of the world.
person b: Aren't you forgetting Margaret Thatcher?
person a: Oh yea, she was a brutal cunt.
person b: Aren't you forgetting Margaret Thatcher?
person a: Oh yea, she was a brutal cunt.
by lukaz January 13, 2007
Get the Margaret Thatcher mug.A sweaty drippage from between a females breast region dripping down to the vagina area. Forming a sticky substance and an odor compared to a dump truck.
by BigCountry6969 March 21, 2011
Get the cat margarine mug.When a female wets her finger(s) with her vagina and inserts finger(s) into the ear of an unsuspecting person.
Similar to the Wet Willy.
Similar to the Wet Willy.
Tyler: "OMG Wendy just gave me a moist Margaret."
Tom: "Don't you mean Wet Willy?"
Wendy: "I wet my fingers with my vagina juices and stuck it in his ear. HAHAHA"
Tom: "Don't you mean Wet Willy?"
Wendy: "I wet my fingers with my vagina juices and stuck it in his ear. HAHAHA"
by weenerbreth October 22, 2013
Get the moist margaret mug.big heart, will do anything if you need it except something that will get her arrested. Loud, always thinks she is right and most of the time she is. loves her family and treasures her best friends
margaret chase
by kipswife February 4, 2010
Get the Margaret mug.The Margarona is the bastard child of the wildly popular margarita - the most common tequila-based cocktail in the United States.
Although no one is sure where the Margarona originated, and who gives a shit, we are sure how it’s made. You take a margarita (frozen, on the rocks, or straight up) and shove an open mini Corona beer in that bitch upside down.
It has been suggested by some very smart people that the mini Corona, also called a Coronita, was chosen over a full size beer since its compact dimensions and other tiny traits would not fuck up the stability of the drink. Aka, if you use a full size beer that shit will most likely tip over!
Although no one is sure where the Margarona originated, and who gives a shit, we are sure how it’s made. You take a margarita (frozen, on the rocks, or straight up) and shove an open mini Corona beer in that bitch upside down.
It has been suggested by some very smart people that the mini Corona, also called a Coronita, was chosen over a full size beer since its compact dimensions and other tiny traits would not fuck up the stability of the drink. Aka, if you use a full size beer that shit will most likely tip over!
by margarona1 March 2, 2010
Get the Margarona mug.