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Maynard James Keenan

by Danielle February 20, 2004
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Malina

Malina is the personification of a thunderstorm. From soothing droplets to wall-shaking crashes, she will make you feel it all. Lightning and all, she electrifies you with her love. But just as you’re beginning to let yourself get used to it, she’ll take it all away, leaving you cursing the sun and yearning for the clouds to come back. She’ll haunt you, leaving you only with echoes of her incessant quoting of Wuthering Heights, ancient classics such as the Iliad and the Odyssey, and random ritualistic hymns. All you’ll ever want is to be dancing with her in her museum of a room, lit by an excessive number of pillared candles, to the drum-like pattering of her icy raindrops that entrance you all over again.

Oh, and, all those villains she loves to go on about? Know that she is all of them, all at once. You can either fear her or love her for this. Tread carefully and trust wisely. She’ll tread over you to bring greatness and glory to herself.

I’m only warning you because even if I can’t be the one, I can at least help make way for you until the day that you come.
Et tu, Malina?

And I pray one prayer—I repeat it till my tongue stiffens—Malina, may you not rest as long as I am living; you said I killed you—haunt me, then! The murdered do haunt their murderers, I believe. I know that ghosts have wandered on earth. Be with me always—take any form—drive me mad!

Malina, cara mia, I forgive you.
by anglodick May 7, 2022
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malena

a very sexy chick that will do almost anything. She loves to play games and have fun. she will bang you real hard.
i love malena
by sheep123 October 19, 2010
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Maynarded

When a billy backtracker decides not to fulfill a bet they lost as they now believe it to have never happened. Normally delivered by a deluded cave dweller who spent said bet money on travelodges and protein shakes. Majority hail from the MUFC fan base and have a heavy affiliation with social media.
Can't believe I was Maynarded by that cunt last night!
by Whatsupbitches May 24, 2017
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Melyna

Melyna has a beautiful personality . You can listen to her talk all day long. She has eyes unlike any other, and it is a common fact that she has gorgeous hair. She's super attractive and every guy is head over heels for her. She is also very smart and hardworking. She is nice, respectful, and has a genuine concern for everyone and everything. She's very loyal and will stick with you thru thick and thin. She's for sure a keeper.
Person 1-"Wow........I think I just saw an angel walk by."
Person 2-"No, that was just Melyna"
by Alex Bardesm February 9, 2022
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Maynard James Keenan

the light of this generation, a fellow human who has the balls to be himself thru art.
ummm,have u been to a show?
by Melissa H. March 11, 2004
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maynard james keenan

the best singer/songwriter out there who stands on his own pedastool in the world of music
Maynard James Keenan makes all other vocalist look like shit, see 50 cent
by Novoslosopiate December 22, 2003
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