Rhett Malibu

The creator of big white dick, artistic ability challenges Picasso, mathematic and Algorithmic genius, steeziest investor of the 21st century, attitude breaks the ceiling, will read any bitch like a 9th grade English class reads to kill a mocking bird, sensitive asf but the loyalest lover, won’t pick up on sarcasm even if it hits him in the face, he’s fine asl slim asf that boots little but it jiggle and the jawline sharper than a samurai sword, skin care, candles, and designer labels are his brand and this mf be surfing and tan

Yo that mf rhett malibu stuck it in the ass and it came out the mouth that dick BIG

by Okay555 January 30, 2023

a chevy malibu

A worthless pile of shit..

I just broke up with a chevy malibu of a girlfriend!

by Xxmalibulyfexx March 2, 2017

Malibu Sunrise

When you shove a peach seed in a girl's vagina and a mango seed in a girl's ass hole and than fuck her in her ass while finger blasting her

I gave a college slut a Malibu Sunrise on the coast .

by Titty monster January 18, 2023

Malibu's Most Wanted

A rare example of satire from Generation X, as old as some people might think the movie is now.

Malibu's Most Wanted was one of the few movies that dared to look at things differently than Eminem or Vanilla Ice without being arrogant about it.

by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021

Malibu Lyndsy

Getting so drunk that you share your most embarrassing confessions with everyone you’re with

After 2 Trulys and a Patron shot , we were all subjected to a Malibu Lyndsy.

by WestCountyRektum July 17, 2021

Malibu Akbar

Malibu is the greatest, derived from Allahu Akbar, meaning God is the greatest.

Harsh: Did you see the Barbie movie?
Imad: Yes, it was the top grossing film in 2023. Malibu Akbar

by RandyRhoads84 December 25, 2023

doofus malibu

Basically a idiot who does stupid things on a pretty regular basis. I used to call this Stupid Steve Bullshit after Steven T S, but realized that there are a lot of smart Steve’s, so why insult them

Doofus Malibu dropped his smart phone out of his car, he circled back and tried picking it up from the road with his moving car and door open. Doofus Malibu lost all the fingers in one hand when the door closed on him

by Thank God For Police March 17, 2022