Nivea Lizard

Older variety of cougar known to frequent bars and pubs on a Friday afternoon.

Went to the bar for a TGIF session and was propositions by a Nivea Lizard. She promised she'd take out her teeth.

by Mark W Walker June 21, 2012

gay lizard

A lizard that is gay, usually very gay.

Casiporvidia is a gay lizard.

by SomeDudeOnDiscord May 10, 2018

lizard slinging

The act of shuffling ancient people from facility to facility while blatantly ripping off Medicare.

We were lizard slinging some poor old bastard over to the Death Camp today...guess their bennies ran out!

by GilaChukker September 8, 2009

Muddy Lizard

The use of anal sex whilst the receiver has not cleaned their anus.

Joe told Jessica: "no don't wipe, i want a muddy lizard"

by TheMuddyLizardMan February 12, 2015

Muddy Lizard

Something Laina (Overly attached girlfriend) would eat for a million dollars

"I would definitely eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars"

by KatieW July 8, 2012

Lazar beam

A bloody aussie legend mate who play's fuckin fortnite yeah

Hey it's lazar beam

by Frynlix February 14, 2019

Lizard Fight

A belt or scarf is used to tie two men together at the neck. The men must be butt naked and each will attempt wrestle the other to the ground. The loser ends up on there back first.

We were arguing over a gine, to end the dispute we decided to lizard fight.

by pussymanslashnuggetismyniche October 11, 2012