lumber jacking

Taking a shit while at work and getting paid for it

phone txt ** sup bro? reply: nm bro just lumber jacking
no shit? reply: exactly!

by bigbonza August 04, 2012

Lumpy lumber

Bumps or warts on a penis.

Massengill kept fucking them nasty hoes now he's got that lumpy lumber.

by Giggidy Gilman November 23, 2019

Lumber Turds

Very painful 15 minutes worth of pooping almost your insides out because of all the lumber you carry all day. It's usually a lot of sounds of pain followed by a sort of diarrhea pressure washer spray of poop.

Oh my God Bob has lumber turds, he's pooping his brains out. I can hear him screaming and the smell is very alien like.

by PandasPaw March 17, 2021

Lumber-jap

(Verb) When a Japanese woman yells timber while dropping a fecal log into the timber loader of a mans mouth.

I contracted a lumber-jap when I visited Japan last year. Still can’t the taste out of my mouth..

by Jefudiah October 15, 2018

Family Lumber

N. Slang for the shaft of a man's penis.

"Yo she hit me so it's like she cut down my family lumber!"

by MrDrapeular September 27, 2013

lumber jumber

Un lumberjumber è la definizione di una persona con fare da taglialegna e da demolitore di cose, in poche parole un lumberjumber è una persona rozza a cui piace rompere gli oggetti e fare casino

1: ue fra invitiamolo alla nostra festa
2: no fra quello è un lumber jumber

by Gaviscon occhi September 13, 2023

Knotty Lumbered

‘Knotty lumbered’ is the feeling of being blind drunk with your pals in a pit of a nightclub in Blackpool.

Our mate was so knotty lumbered he couldn’t remember taking that girl home and letting her poo on him.

by Mpilgerz July 09, 2020