by laurgeorge July 7, 2010
Get the Lorna mug.Lorenzo is a laid back typa guy and doesn’t give many fucks. He might in the inside but doesn’t show it. He doesn’t get attatched easily, but once he does, he doesn’t let go. He’s sporty and smart, and is different from most guys. Lots of girls like him, but he probably doesn’t care for them back. He’s loyal and determined, and you don’t regret getting to know him. He always seems stone cold but is loving on the inside.
You like lorenzo? Good luck.. he doesn’t like anybody really..
Lorenzo’s a god at sports
Have you seen lorenzo? He’s so cool...
Lorenzo’s a god at sports
Have you seen lorenzo? He’s so cool...
by kookiekutter May 24, 2019
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Lorna is a kind-hearted person if you have her heart don't break it. If she tells you something that she wouldn't normally then that means she trusts you don't mess that up.if you are her boyfriend or friend your the luckiest person ever
by Ella nill May 7, 2018
Get the Lorna mug.To perform the Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, here's what you'll need: basic knowledge of website design and a very unique fake name. So, think of your fake name right now. Have you got it? Good.
Now, select your target, preferably a girl with a real nice phone.
The dialogue that follows should go something like this.
You: "Yeah. It's me."
Girl: "Do I know you?"
You: "I'm Lorenzo Von Matterhorn."
Girl: "Are you, like, famous, or something?"
You: "Yes... You really don't know who I am, do you? What a refreshing change of pace. Nice to meet you..."
Girl: "Shelley."
You: "Shelley. Once again, I'm Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. Spelled like it sounds: two t's. Lorenzo. Von Matterhorn. Ciao."
Then, as soon as you're gone, she gets out her phone and does an internet search for Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. And that's when she discovers a series of fake websites, all devoted to the incredible life of Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. There's a fake business article about Lorenzo, the reclusive billionaire. The fake explorers club newsletter describing his balloon trip to the North Pole as a feat of pure daring and imagination. The fake medical journal featuring a heart-breaking story of doctors telling him penis reduction surgery isn't an option. And by the time you get back...
You: "Hi. Shelley, uh, I hate to be forward, but can I buy you a cup of coffee?"
Girl: "Yes! Please."
You: "What does coffee go for these days? Fifty dollars?"
Girl: "Oh, Lorenzo."
And it is on.
Now, select your target, preferably a girl with a real nice phone.
The dialogue that follows should go something like this.
You: "Yeah. It's me."
Girl: "Do I know you?"
You: "I'm Lorenzo Von Matterhorn."
Girl: "Are you, like, famous, or something?"
You: "Yes... You really don't know who I am, do you? What a refreshing change of pace. Nice to meet you..."
Girl: "Shelley."
You: "Shelley. Once again, I'm Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. Spelled like it sounds: two t's. Lorenzo. Von Matterhorn. Ciao."
Then, as soon as you're gone, she gets out her phone and does an internet search for Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. And that's when she discovers a series of fake websites, all devoted to the incredible life of Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. There's a fake business article about Lorenzo, the reclusive billionaire. The fake explorers club newsletter describing his balloon trip to the North Pole as a feat of pure daring and imagination. The fake medical journal featuring a heart-breaking story of doctors telling him penis reduction surgery isn't an option. And by the time you get back...
You: "Hi. Shelley, uh, I hate to be forward, but can I buy you a cup of coffee?"
Girl: "Yes! Please."
You: "What does coffee go for these days? Fifty dollars?"
Girl: "Oh, Lorenzo."
And it is on.
Did you see that? Barney totally just pulled off The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. He's bringing the girl up to his room right now!
by lilypotter56 April 19, 2011
Get the The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn mug.A Canadian-born redhead descended from an Irish family. Born February 17 1957.
An exceptional singer/songwriter/composer and person who makes the most of her status in life to help those in need.
Plays multiple insutruments including the harp and accordian.
Unlike almost all celebrities, she is her own person and puts her own life before the material things.
An inspirational woman in whom everyone could look up to.
An exceptional singer/songwriter/composer and person who makes the most of her status in life to help those in need.
Plays multiple insutruments including the harp and accordian.
Unlike almost all celebrities, she is her own person and puts her own life before the material things.
An inspirational woman in whom everyone could look up to.
"Excuse me, do you have any Loreena McKennitt CD's? NO!? Well you bloody well should - where have you BEEN? Ohhh so you only have mainstream....rightio .... O go jump!"
by LolaBunny June 10, 2004
Get the Loreena McKennitt mug.by Ls717 July 21, 2021
Get the Lorenia mug.1: A female specimen who is all of the following things:
Pretty
A good artist
A good singer
loves music .
Nice
2: A female who never thinks highly of herself even though she is just gorgeous and one of a kind .
3: One who is both beauitiful and has a wifey personality . So guys don't let he rgo .
4.She is extremely funny,goofy silly ! you name it !
5. people say their blondes because of their retarded jokes but they are actually very wise both book and street smart.
^. definitely loves yo party and hang riends .
out w their friends.
7. good at being there for people.
and just incredibly sweet and sensitive !
One of a kind !
Pretty
A good artist
A good singer
loves music .
Nice
2: A female who never thinks highly of herself even though she is just gorgeous and one of a kind .
3: One who is both beauitiful and has a wifey personality . So guys don't let he rgo .
4.She is extremely funny,goofy silly ! you name it !
5. people say their blondes because of their retarded jokes but they are actually very wise both book and street smart.
^. definitely loves yo party and hang riends .
out w their friends.
7. good at being there for people.
and just incredibly sweet and sensitive !
One of a kind !
Guy: Lorene, you know i feel like you're different. I have never met a girl who is both beauitiful and actually has a great personality . Any guyy would be lucky to have you .
by lorenenicoleee<3 August 4, 2011
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