by Fatass February 13, 2003
Get the lotion mug.(n) Body or hand lotion primarily used as a masturbation lubricant. It is discernible from traditional lotion in the sense that is is usually found in an obscure or awkward location.
Marvin: Hey man, my skin is so dry...Do you have any kind of lotion?
Tom: Sure, there's a bottle under the couch.
Marvin: Awesome...why do you have lotion under the couch?
Tom: It's my motion lotion.
Marvin: You jack off on the couch?
Tom: Absolutely!
Marvin: Fucking disgusting dude.
Tom: Sure, there's a bottle under the couch.
Marvin: Awesome...why do you have lotion under the couch?
Tom: It's my motion lotion.
Marvin: You jack off on the couch?
Tom: Absolutely!
Marvin: Fucking disgusting dude.
by Dr. Stephen Hawesome October 25, 2010
Get the Motion Lotion mug.This is when you jack off and jizz in a small lotion bottle and leave it on your friends girlfriends or wifes bathroom sink for them to use in the future.
Man, Jose's wife is a hotty. I would love to slip her the man meat. Since I cant, the wonder lotion will be the next best thing. Hope she rubs me,err, it all over herself.
by Silk Brah March 28, 2008
Get the wonder lotion mug.Laughing On The Inside. You know you're not really laughing out loud half the time you type "LOL," so it's time to face the facts with a little accuracy. Maybe you're chuckling or scoffing, but you're not waking up the neighbors with a thunderous heckle. LOTI is the most suitable and accurate acronym to describe your level of entertainment. Maybe you're cracking a smile, but the laughter is silent. You're not laughing out loud, you're LOTIing.
Guy #1: Two psychics pass each other on the street, one says to the other, "you're doing fine, how am I?"
Guy #2: LOTI, LOTI, man.
Guy #2: LOTI, LOTI, man.
by Ziggy Zinfandel II January 29, 2009
Get the LOTI mug.Noun: Term used to refer to the popular tonic wine Buckfast. Can also refer to other cheap alcoholic drinks favoured by the youth of Scotland, and is often associated with petty crime, hooliganism, and raucous house parties.
In other news this week, a spate of burglaries have occured in the Govan area. Police suspect Commotion Lotion to have been taken by the suspects.
by CuntFaeEmbra May 18, 2011
Get the Commotion Lotion mug.Used to describe events or objects that are extraordinary in some way. Derived from the film The Silence of the Lambs, in which the line, "It puts the lotion in the basket, or it gets the hose again" is uttered to a woman in an extraordinarily bad situation. Connotation is often but not necessarily negative, and always implied.
"What do you mean your wife is cheating on you? That puts the lotion in the basket."
"Man, did you see how fast that car can go? That sucker really puts the lotion in the basket!"
"I spit in Brenda's coffee. That'll put the lotion in her basket."
"Man, did you see how fast that car can go? That sucker really puts the lotion in the basket!"
"I spit in Brenda's coffee. That'll put the lotion in her basket."
by Fahrvergnugen September 17, 2004
Get the puts the lotion in the basket mug.In Spanish, used when referring something that happened a long time ago.
Could be a shortening of "Ya llovió mucho desde entonces" (Lit. "Has rained a lot since then"/many years have passed since)
Might describe nostalgia, since tears could look like rain water.
Could be a shortening of "Ya llovió mucho desde entonces" (Lit. "Has rained a lot since then"/many years have passed since)
Might describe nostalgia, since tears could look like rain water.
by tamalesyatole December 1, 2011
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