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Pearl Lexus

A highly attractive married middle aged soccer mom who is often seen flirting with teenage clerks at the local supermarket. The Pearl Lexus usually comes from a wealthy family, has a successful husband and lives in an upscale suburb or enclave of large cities. She can most commonly be found driving a pearl colored Asian crossover or SUV. While the Pearl Lexus is harmless, her overbearing sense of entitlement and self grandeur can be insufferable at times. She often has no moral compass and only lives to cheat on her often doting husband but studies have showed that only 63% of Pearl Lexuses cheat on their spouses.
Dude! Did you see Sandra Bullock in that college football movie!? She’s a TOTAL Pearl Lexus.
by Mega Hemroids May 8, 2020
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Lexus

ayo theres lexus that fat booty ass white girl
by 1-800-beatyobacc March 11, 2024
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lexus

the most beautiful human being with size 41 in shoes he is a mini god and can only tell you what to do with consent, he is also very obsessed with jamie cambell bower in every way and billie eilish he is very cool and if you don’t know who he is you’re not cool<3
“do you know who lexus is?

no
then you’re not cool, but i am since i know him
bitch”
by myassisbiggerthanurego September 12, 2022
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Lexus Rx500h F-Performace

A "sport-ty" crossover. My wife wouldn't let me get the Is350 f-sport but I convince her to let me get the next best thing "I can put the kids in the back" she fell for it. It's the compromise that is not a compromise.

It's the I wannabe a sport car.
Lexus Rx500h F-Performace: the soccer dad dream car. The wannabe sport van.
by Arm-of-God February 24, 2024
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lexu

If this is your name your in 4 a treat this means that your horny as fuck and u cum every time u see a girl. Your name is unique and you'll probably never get married. You will grow up and have no meaning of lif until u die
1.Oh Lexu u really got it going on it's almost like u are pregnant or something

2.u are so aggressive lexu, stop putting your younger so far down my throat
by Hey papi 101 October 24, 2018
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Lexu

A sweet girl who is rare and attractive and has everyone on her finger but lives a normal life and her frineds have been breaking apart.
Lexu is a great person
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Lexus

A fun, enthralling, out-going, beautiful girl. This type of girl has different personalities all in one. She can be girly, or athletic, and chill She's always in to having fun & maybe getting into a little bit of trouble . She loves sports like footballYou're lucky to see one who's not taken. She usually gets any guys she wants. She doesn't care what people think about her. She knows who she is. Other girls are usually very jealous of her.
Oh hey Lexus do you want to hangout later
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