Lexus

prettiest thickest girl in the world

there’s lexus she’s so beautiful and her ass fat

by 1-800-beatyobacc March 11, 2024

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lexus

the most beautiful human being with size 41 in shoes he is a mini god and can only tell you what to do with consent, he is also very obsessed with jamie cambell bower in every way and billie eilish he is very cool and if you don’t know who he is you’re not cool<3

“do you know who lexus is?

no
then you’re not cool, but i am since i know him
bitch”

by myassisbiggerthanurego September 12, 2022

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Lexus man

A person yearning to be recognized as rich by others, yet is cheap and petty, resulting in compromised ostentatiousness. The “L” logo of the vehicle is widely considered to represent a loser driver.

My sister’s bf is such a Lexus man- He wanted to show he’s got money by getting a Mercedes, but was too cheap to pay for the options, so he got a Lexus for the freebies. Now we all know that he’s a cheap guy with money! What a Loser!

by snedmondo August 26, 2022

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Pearl Lexus

A highly attractive married middle aged soccer mom who is often seen flirting with teenage clerks at the local supermarket. The Pearl Lexus usually comes from a wealthy family, has a successful husband and lives in an upscale suburb or enclave of large cities. She can most commonly be found driving a pearl colored Asian crossover or SUV. While the Pearl Lexus is harmless, her overbearing sense of entitlement and self grandeur can be insufferable at times. She often has no moral compass and only lives to cheat on her often doting husband but studies have showed that only 63% of Pearl Lexuses cheat on their spouses.

Dude! Did you see Sandra Bullock in that college football movie!? She’s a TOTAL Pearl Lexus.

by Mega Hemroids May 8, 2020

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