Lemurality

Lemurality is the action of worshipping lemurs and living your life by their ideals. Also, in order to truly follow the beliefs of lemurality, you must be opposed to and kill all monkeys.

Person: "What is your religion?"
Me: "LEMURALITY!!"

by dictionatatary December 12, 2022

maple lemur

A person who like to sit on a dick by using maple syrup as the lube.

Come over here and and sit on my dick like a maple lemur.

by YRN💎💎👌👌 October 4, 2016

Lemur stinking

A sexual fetish, where person dresses up as a lemur, and farts on another person, like how lemurs stink scent in the wild.

I gave my girlfriend a lemur stinking last night, and scent sprayed all over her.

by Shitlemur December 21, 2024

Lemur

A man or a being of such unlisted amounts of racism in him that he seems to explode at the fact that saying the n-word is bad and is looked down upon in society.

Anyone that has a cerebral cortex connected to there brain : Lemur the n-word is a racist term don't say that
Lemur : Ni***r

by killer956 July 22, 2022

The Lemur

The second most dangerous criminal in the Muppet world. Behind Constantine. Usually seen as a joke that dosen't know the basic rules to double-crossing 101.

European Civilian 1: OMG! It's the Lemur! The second most dangerous criminal!
European Civilian 2: Don't worry about him. He's not a real threat. We should be worring about Constantine. Also, that Lemur costume makes him look so adorable!

by MDawg1491 July 1, 2023