A girl who will change your life, no matter who you are to her or who she is to you. Someone who will absolutely fill you with a sense of hope, a sense of belonging, and a pure feeling of joy. Someone who you cannot help but feel a sense of comfort and understanding towards, it's like you knew her all along. Someone who truly means the world to me.
Oh my god, do I know her?
NO DUDE YOU JUST MET! Don't worry, she's a Layonne Maspero, no wonder you got along so well.
NO DUDE YOU JUST MET! Don't worry, she's a Layonne Maspero, no wonder you got along so well.
by Tekkerzzzz December 30, 2021
Get the Layonne Maspero mug.Lazonby is a village in the North East of England. It beholds many famous personnels such as Sheila, the bald shop clerk who has an obsession with Cuisine de France, Nylon Sue, the infamous porn star, Russell, the only gay in the village and of course, his dog Smartie. (who he had christened.) The village is full of farmers, and of course, lurking in the scummy end of the village lay the chavs. These chavs like to dress in trackies, Fred Perry raincoats and crappy trainers from Tescos. They lack the ability to speak properly and most have not yet learnt to read or write. I do suggest you stay clear of this part of Lazonby, unless you wish to partake in drug inhaling and alcohol consuming. The land is ruled by the blue party, of course, the Conservatives. This is plainly because the county is inhabited by ill-educated chavs and farmers who know so little about politics that they think Nick Clegg is Humpty Dumpties Uncle and that David Cameron is a fictional character from the Twilight Saga. The MP that reigns here lives under the name of "Rory the Tory" and is worshipped by the farmers and their mothers. He is not as dull as you may think though, as he once tutored the two Princes. How exciting, I bet he had tea with Queen many a time. I heard they're making a film about him and two rumoured castings are Robert Pattinson and also Brad Pitt.
Now you may be thinking, Rory? Russell? NYLON SUE? This sounds an amazing place to live... but alas, it is not.
You have been warned.
Now you may be thinking, Rory? Russell? NYLON SUE? This sounds an amazing place to live... but alas, it is not.
You have been warned.
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
and the chavs of the world inhabit it
and its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit
and it goes by the name of Lazonby.
At the top of the hole sit the privileged few
Making mock of the farmers in the lonely zoo
turning beauty to filth and greed...
I too have sailed the world and seen its wonders,
for the cruelty of chavs is as wonderous as can be
but there's no place like Lazonby!
and the chavs of the world inhabit it
and its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit
and it goes by the name of Lazonby.
At the top of the hole sit the privileged few
Making mock of the farmers in the lonely zoo
turning beauty to filth and greed...
I too have sailed the world and seen its wonders,
for the cruelty of chavs is as wonderous as can be
but there's no place like Lazonby!
by imakefaces September 2, 2012
Get the Lazonby mug.Usually someone with a very small dick that thinks they’re slick by talking to more than one girl at once and telling every girl he talks to how hot he reckons they are but he’s really just a big phat pussy that doesn’t know how to treat girls or have a relationship so when he’s in one he usually makes really dumb excuses to get out of it because he’s a real frigit. Has a really UGLY laugh. And they’re only friend is probably gay and has a phat crush on them. He’s a SIMP and always choose hoes before bro’s, when he really has no hoes and everyone Just talks shit about him but he’ll never know because he’s a phat narcissist and is obsessed with himself. is an ugly mf that really needs a tan. also they will never get pussy so have fun dying a virgin with your one inch wonder .
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“Layton/simp is such a simp”
“Omg Layton/simp played me AGAIN”
“Layton/simp is such a simp”
by Bujjvgfhiikjugddyukk April 26, 2020
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Get the laylonie mug.To pull or do something everyone will think is dumb. The person that usually does this will eventually feel stupid for doing it.
Charles " Hey David check out that e-mail I just sent you of this swoll guy he is bigger than incredible hulk."
David checks it and says " Dude that is so fake I can't even stop laughing. You just pulled a layton."
Charles " After taking a closer look and realizing the guy has green skin and it's not real I feel so stupid. I can't believe I just Laytoned."
David checks it and says " Dude that is so fake I can't even stop laughing. You just pulled a layton."
Charles " After taking a closer look and realizing the guy has green skin and it's not real I feel so stupid. I can't believe I just Laytoned."
by Darrel Borden April 20, 2008
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by Laykon Nightingale October 8, 2018
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