Old man's layover

When an elderly man is going to the bathroom, he has an anal relapse where his large intestine hangs down into the bowl; touching his testicals, which forms the layover. The intestine can form a cheese-like bacteria if submerged in the toilet. The Intestine is stuck, hanging out, and needs to me manually pushed back in.

He had an old man's layover, while going to the bathroom.

by HamonGand2 May 11, 2009

layoff beard

"Layoff beard" derives from "playoff beard." A layoff beard is a worn by an unemployed person until he gets a job.

The word's meaning can also be extended to include a law student who decides not to shave until he passes the bar exam.

Your layoff beard is quite fierce, broseph. And I applaud the pajamas-in-public look, too. It's quite...unique.

by Ae5Ea8 February 9, 2015

layout

having sex outside. Mostly used when a guy wants to remind/encourage another guy he still has to lay a certain chick in that certain chick's presence, so she doesn't get it.

Pete (while in a chick's presence): Hey Dave, did you already finish that presentation's layout?
Dave (while in a chick's presence): Uuuh.. Not yet. But I'm sure gonna do it that weekend!

by Eduard Hirsch December 1, 2010

Layoffice

An office now vacant due to layoffs. Often the target of Layoff squatters.

Now that Joe's gone, all the vultures are hovering over his window layoffice.

by Biff Turkle July 14, 2009

layover lovin'

Brief, non-committed (usually sexual) relationship based on very short visits, i.e. layovers

Hey, I'm flying through DC, you ready for some layover lovin'?

by NYCSteve September 26, 2009

Layouni

Its a name for only males and is a guy whom is smart, funny, intellectual, attractive, and you can fall in love with easily. When you spend enough time with a Layouni, you feel the world smile and when days are bad or sad, you just think of his face neigh.. his name and it'll brighten your day up. Layounis are very private with theyre lives and prefer to disclose secrets if you know each other very well and or comfortable.
Basically, Layouni is a great and Awesome preson to be with.

Person1: Hey look!
Person 2 : What!?
Person 1: I-i-its Layouni....
Person 2: HOLY... he's so..
Person 1: I WAS FIRST! ILL ASK HIM OUT!!
Person 2: h-h-hey wait!!

by someoneyoullknow October 20, 2011

laropy

Being mouthy

"Jon was being laropy to Rachel"

by iAmIronMan + iAmBatman April 26, 2014