Chinese Lantern

This refers to a scrotum which hangs abnormally low resembling a chinese lantern.

That guys balls look like a chinese lantern.

by Notorious b.y.r.o.n June 8, 2009

Green Lantern

When you take a beer enema and then shoot it into a girls mouth.

Tera: Can you give me a Green Lantern.
Captain Scarn: I would love to.

by Followers of Mookie March 2, 2014

Green Lantern

1.That random kid in your dorm who claims to have done ridiculously impossible super hero esque things in order to impress a girl.
2.He is the creepy little green super hero who no one really wants around.

Green Lantern: There was this one time where a guy pulled a gun on me when i was on the job as an EMT. NO JOKE!
Girl: Really?
Green Lantern: He shot at me and i dodged the bullet; Then i was able to restrain him with my awesome strength and stabilize all the bus accident victims until the ambulance came.
Bystander: The green lantern strikes again!

by Derek shooster November 29, 2007

green lantern

Member of the Justice League of America who resembles a member of TOTSE.COM that likes to dress up as a female in tight leather pants and a green bra.

An example of this character is known to wear a green ring around their ring finger while shoving it up their ass.

by Kamisama April 15, 2005

yellow lantern

When you dip your balls in toilet water that has pee in it and then your partner licks them.

She gonna taste your yellow lantern tonight bro?

by Science_bitch February 16, 2017

green lantern

The name of my friend Justin's green water bong.

Hey, go grab the green lantern.

by lol pot April 25, 2005

Red Lantern

When a male stretches his scrotum over a light to create the appearance of a chinese red lantern

Mikes accidentally burned his scrotum from making a red lantern

by poopersc00per September 24, 2009