A Lamp that loves to be all 'Bubbly' and hippies used to use them to
Masturbate with in the 60's period. They where sold
america wide in a contract with the Us
Army to try and brainwash people into joining the Army for crappy pay & Conditions. You've All Seen that Movie! The one with Mel Gibson and the Blood and the death of Lots of American Fuckwits (Go Viatnam!).
American
Fuckwit #1: "Hey wow... A Lava Lamp...Hey.. wanna Join the Army?"
American
Fuckwit #2:"Sure!"
"Hey
Man... Are thooose Bubbles turning you on duuude? Yeaahh totally, there so spaced out...Maaaan..."