The Dalai Lama

The Dalai Lama is the ultimate turd...occurs when you are most desperate...The Dalai Lama requires an individual to sit on the toilet seat for a minimum of 10 secs before releasing

'any of you ever squeezed out The Dalai Lama?'

'guilty..'

by Gorillamonsoon 12345 May 8, 2009

lama licker

someone who blows and kisses ass
and is a failure at everything

Logan is such a Lama licker

by Mitchell1 August 27, 2006

Rama Lama

A slang term to tell someone to go away, to "buzz" off. Used in moments of annoyment to tell some to go away and leave them in a state of confusion.
For example

Matt: "Hey man, ya wanna go outside?"
Kev: "Rama Lama"

by Kevin November 22, 2003

lama fart

When a fat dude decides to cup one in the middle of class.

"Dude!, why did you have to rip a lama fart!"

by Nathan Doty April 18, 2008

gay ass lama

A boy named Jayden.

Look at this gay ass lama,Jayden

by delaineeee.m March 29, 2017

drooling lama

Placing a sausage in a condom then putting it into a blender and dripping it down Jake Bullmans Back :)

Jake bullman having sausage juice dripping dpwn his back side called drooling lama

by Alfred Anderson January 1, 2012

lama mi met

hebrew -
translation: why, who die.
an answer, used when someone asked to do somthing he refuse to do.

" please, clean the room"
"lama, mi met?"

by Benny Tavory April 3, 2005