Kumquat

A kumquat (or better refined as a cum-quat) is a small individual (or midget) that is addicted to cum.
*midget walks up, and I stare into it's eyes and whisper in its ear* "kumquat"
by Charles Manson 666 September 09, 2018
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Your testicles.
I haven't biked since the trauma of hitting my kumquats on the frame.

Natalie's kumquats were burned with a bunch of medical waste post-op.
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Kumquat

A safe word for people who can't see the color red
"KUMQUAT!!!"
P1: "what was that?!"
P2: "oh that's coreys safe word, he can't see red."
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Kumquat

A TH I C C. B O I I. Who has other redeeming quality other than attractiveness
“I only date kumquats
by n word f word July 07, 2018
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Kumquat Is a nickname of a boy named “Ryan” that a group that called themselves “knarp” gave to this boy
Ryan the kumquat is currently on a mission
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puerto rican kumquat

when a white guy shits on a puerto rican while having sex with a woman
"Man, last night was so sweet. I did the best puerto rican kumquat ever."
by captain deeze January 31, 2012
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