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smelly kumquat

When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet
I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.
by Diaries of my dirty sister November 29, 2023
mugGet the smelly kumquatmug.

Cameron "kumquat"

Noun

1. An emotionally insecure "kumquat" who can't take anything for face value and instead has to turn it into some sort of personal attack to validate her own insecure emotional response to anything, anybody ever says to her.

2. A teenage female who receives all their "misinformation" from watching her daily TikTok reels or just looking shit up on Urban Dictionary instead of a using a "proper dictionary", which only educated people do.

Verb

1. To spread misinformation because that's what their respective lazy, retarded generation does. (Because it's so much easier to make something up, than to properly educate yourself about something)
That Cameron "Kumquat" really loves spreading non-factual bullshit like the rest of her friends and family!
by The Real Definition-er June 16, 2024
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Fuzzy kumquat

Look that cat has some fuzzy kumquats
by Queen-Stasia June 27, 2024
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Burnt Kumquat

When you torch massive load of cum and shove it in a woman's stink star and eat it out
I was eating the burnt kumquat then I lost all sense of taste
by Pablo42069 February 12, 2025
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Kumquat

Anal Twat. An Anal Retentive homosexual who uses his Kumquat to get ahead in life. A homosexual sub. A homosexual who is promiscuous and subservient.
Harry is such a kumquat. It’s more than brown nosing! I can’t believe he got the position! I didn’t know the CEO was a homosexual!
by Kumquat exposer August 11, 2024
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smelly kumquat

When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet
I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.
by Diaries of my dirty sister November 29, 2023
mugGet the smelly kumquatmug.

Kumquat

A midget who's addicted to drinking cum.
by PimpDaddy069 May 29, 2018
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