kumquat fruit

a wack ass fruit nobody has ever heard of
its a funky fruit with an edible tardy peel you can find these ovals in southeast asia

guy farding: this party is so kumquat!
dick long: thats so kumquat
rueben: eyes likes kumquat fruit

by DiscordReject4 March 24, 2025

kumquat

a little boy who needs to come get his juice

hey yo kumquat come get yo juice

by yiyyickygyickygjust wants a May 9, 2018

Kumquat

Anal Twat. An Anal Retentive homosexual who uses his Kumquat to get ahead in life. A homosexual sub. A homosexual who is promiscuous and subservient.

Harry is such a kumquat. It’s more than brown nosing! I can’t believe he got the position! I didn’t know the CEO was a homosexual!

by Kumquat exposer August 11, 2024

Burnt Kumquat

When you torch massive load of cum and shove it in a woman's stink star and eat it out

I was eating the burnt kumquat then I lost all sense of taste

by Pablo42069 February 12, 2025

smelly kumquat

When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet

I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.

by Diaries of my dirty sister November 29, 2023

Kumquat

Autistic. Retard.

Go away you fuckinh kumquat

by Hannh0305 February 16, 2024

Kumquat

A kumquat (or better refined as a cum-quat) is a small individual (or midget) that is addicted to cum.

*midget walks up, and I stare into it's eyes and whisper in its ear* "kumquat"

by Charles Manson 666 September 9, 2018