Kumquat

A word used to describe a massive poo.

There is a kumquat in the toilet bowl.

by 1yeetyboi June 18, 2019

Kumquat

A kumquat (or better refined as a cum-quat) is a small individual (or midget) that is addicted to cum.

*midget walks up, and I stare into it's eyes and whisper in its ear* "kumquat"

by Charles Manson 666 September 09, 2018

kumquats

Your testicles.

I haven't biked since the trauma of hitting my kumquats on the frame.

Natalie's kumquats were burned with a bunch of medical waste post-op.

by NegativeReferral May 24, 2025

Kumquat

A safe word for people who can't see the color red

"KUMQUAT!!!"
P1: "what was that?!"
P2: "oh that's coreys safe word, he can't see red."

by August 12, 2023

Kumquat

a midget that drinks cum

Jeff is such a kumquat.

by Masked015 December 02, 2019

Kumquat

A TH I C C. B O I I. Who has other redeeming quality other than attractiveness

“I only date kumquats”

by n word f word July 07, 2018

Kumquat

Kumquat Is a nickname of a boy named “Ryan” that a group that called themselves “knarp” gave to this boy

Ryan the kumquat is currently on a mission

by Tw.nograpes March 20, 2021