David King

A man with huugeeeeeeeeeee and i mean colossal butt hair

aT least he's way cooler than Mobin

smarter
funnier
and more handsome

person1: David King has huge butt hair
person2: yeah but that's the only bad thing about him Mobin is much worse
person3: have you seen Mobins man boobs?

by boboisgud June 22, 2021

crank dat lion king

when a guy cums in his hand and puts it on his thumb and slides his thumb down the girls forhead and says "simba"

yo me and my girl did crank dat lion king last night

by bunnyyyyyyy January 10, 2008

Dab king

A person who can do a proper dab as if he is a king.

Jim, look at that dab king!

by Turtle mcgriddle August 27, 2016

dakota king

is a cool motherfucker that has a 9 inch dick and is a badass moterfucker. he can get any girl he wants and is incredably sexy. he is an all around beast.

that kid is a dakota king, he is so hot.

by theboss545454545 November 21, 2011

Russian Dairy King

When a man stands over a women’s mouth with a hard on. The women pulls the man’s penis while the man defecates in her mouth.

Like the soft serve ice cream machines. Thus the Russian Dairy King is well...

by Um Ye-Hea February 8, 2010

Half Day King

A person who is exceptional at taking time off work, without anyone noticing.

This person has minimal work ethics, and usually comes in late, has long lunches and leaves early - making up silly excuses.

Andy: I am rolling out at 4.15 today. Fuck that 5 O clock shit.
Roscoe: Damn, how come?
Andy: Haircut. Ill do that shit on work time.
Roscoe: Damn Andy, you got in at 10, had a 3 hour lunch and leaving at 4.15! Your the Half Day King!
Andy: Word, yo.

by YourMate84 March 25, 2010

Dan King

The act of making somebody your house and/or yard negroe

Alex just wouldn't learn, I Dan King'd his ass last week and he still bitches about his camaro, go get me some ice cream boyy

by DirrtySanchez January 18, 2009