Killing two pigs with one bird

A modern version of the popular saying "killing two birds with one stone." derived from the popular video game "angry birds."

I was killing two pigs with one bird by eating lunch and playing angry birds at the same time.

by Mrgus April 7, 2011

Capricorn Killing Season

When a Capricorn gets fed up with people in their life who don't meet their expectations they cut ties with them, sometimes without warning.

Its officially Capricorn Killing Season and you all have been erased from my life.

by Nothavingit April 19, 2018

Killing Dinosaurs

a phrase meaning masturbation
it is a reference to an episode of family guy were a student asks a teacher "why are all the dinosaurs extinct?" and the teacher replies "because you touch your self at night"

what do you do with your free time at night?
i enjoy killing dinosaurs

by MarcTJoker January 16, 2011

Killing a Kitten

When one Masturbates

every time you masturbate God kills a kitten

by Navarone March 22, 2004

killin guts

savage, voilent sex for the sole purpose of the sex, not the female involved; not to be confused with making love or any kind of passionate sex.

"Who cares what her name was, cause I was killin guts on that breezy till 6 for sure"

by joenasty October 3, 2005

killingness

the act of killing in ness

He figured out that when they were released they were killingness

by Killingness May 19, 2017

Killing me off

When people do something so annoying you want to die and you want to say something that doesn’t make them seem annoying

Man your killing me off over this.

by BØRĖD December 28, 2019