Kike Monger

Somebody who only dates Jews. A Kike Monger may be either male or female. It is the Jewish equivalent of a Christ Monger.

I asked Mordecai out on a date but he kindly said that as a Jew he would only date Jews. Mordecai is a bonafide Kike Monger.

by Jew-Z January 8, 2013

kike-blocked

When Jews manage to commit heinous crimes in full view of the public but maintain impunity through obstructing justice using their unnaturally large web of connections.

"Jews are openly committing genocide, but they're able to just kike-blocked jail time because ALL of their devoted puppets in the EU, UN, or US are covering for them while they erase the genocide from the media, college campus discussions, history books."

by psusedo January 3, 2024

Kike Cocktail

A concoction combining an energy drink with amphetamines, prepared by opening pharmaceutical capsules, crushing the enclosed spheroids into a fine powder, and mixing the resulting substance into a beverage such as Red Bull, Celsius, or NOS. When the powder is placed in a shot glass and dropped into a glass of energy drink, it is sometimes referred to as a "kike car bomb."

You're wired, bro! Did you just have a kike cocktail?

by Rabbi Sperg May 9, 2025

Kike Knight

Someone who white knights for Jewish people but isn’t Jewish

“Bro, I had no idea Landon was such a kike knight, I brought up Gaza and he went off saying they deserve it”

by Thebamdotcam September 24, 2025

church-kike

A derogatory slur for a Judeo-Christian, often characterized under the category of Churchianity

John Hagee, like many other televengelists, is just another church-kike you should avoid.

by Mizraim2425 September 11, 2020

Human Kike

One of the most popular insults of the strong and powerful hero, the Human Kite. Take into consideration that the joke works extremely well because of the hero being a Jew.

Cartman (The Coon): "Fuck you, Human Kike!"
Kyle (Human Kite): "Screw you, fat-ass."

by Straight Out the Rice Fields January 5, 2017

Mic Kike

A person who sings on the microphone on Rock Band and absolutely refuses to give up the microphone.

Nac: Hey tyler, let me sing on the mic!
Tyler:NO FUCK YOU MY MIC.
Nac: Stop being a mic kike and let me sing.

by cnt f33l my l3gs September 30, 2008